realitymods: (Callisto)
realitymods ([personal profile] realitymods) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-12-24 11:45 pm
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[Everyone will no doubt notice a new addition to the Plane: a giant Christmas tree. Yes, it’s decorated. Lights, ornaments, candy canes, the works. EVEN TINSEL. Tinsel rocks. Lots of tinsel, really.

There are also quite a few presents stacked under the tree. Each is addressed to a person on the Plane with hilariously appropriate - or possibly inappropriate - wrapping paper.

There is a sign near the tree which reads, “Thank you very much for helping us. Please accept a gift, completely and utterly free. It is our payment. We feel you’ve earned it! Did you know some trees stay green in the winter? But they‘re so prickly.”

At the bottom of the sign a small scribbled note reads, “We tried to bake cookies but even we wouldn’t eat those.”]

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be absurd, Master. I was irritating you with my tragic nature long before that.

[toys a bit with the scabbard, peeling at the leather binding on it]

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
You did a lot less moping before. Sulking, yes, whining, certainly, but not moping.

[smacks the Doctor's hand away from the scabbard] Stop that; you'll damage it.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mope.

[doesn't like that much and bats at the Master's hand]

Oh, bother about your own gift.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
You most certainly do.

[holds his hands up in a parody of surrender]

Oh, I don't celebrate Christmas, remember?

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you spend enough time with me to be able to determine that.

Does that mean I can have it?

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Funny, never thought you'd be one to give up something that's clearly yours.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not giving it up - I haven't accepted it in the first place. I don't see where you get off thinking that the things I don't want belong to you by default.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Where I get off?

I see you've been practicing crudeness since the last time we spoke.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so proud of you for catching it, Doctor.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[snorts]

Right, well. At least open the gift. See what's inside.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
You're just trying to drive me mad, aren't you?

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I honestly have no idea why you're so concerned about this.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not! I just think you should know what it is!

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You're content with simply not knowing?

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You're clearly not, so maybe I should be.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Your own curiosity will prevail in the end. I just have to be patient.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
If patience it's what's required, I'll definitely win.