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[Everyone will no doubt notice a new addition to the Plane: a giant Christmas tree. Yes, it’s decorated. Lights, ornaments, candy canes, the works. EVEN TINSEL. Tinsel rocks. Lots of tinsel, really.

There are also quite a few presents stacked under the tree. Each is addressed to a person on the Plane with hilariously appropriate - or possibly inappropriate - wrapping paper.

There is a sign near the tree which reads, “Thank you very much for helping us. Please accept a gift, completely and utterly free. It is our payment. We feel you’ve earned it! Did you know some trees stay green in the winter? But they‘re so prickly.”

At the bottom of the sign a small scribbled note reads, “We tried to bake cookies but even we wouldn’t eat those.”]

Comments

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Don't be absurd, Master. I was irritating you with my tragic nature long before that.

[toys a bit with the scabbard, peeling at the leather binding on it]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You did a lot less moping before. Sulking, yes, whining, certainly, but not moping.

[smacks the Doctor's hand away from the scabbard] Stop that; you'll damage it.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

I don't mope.

[doesn't like that much and bats at the Master's hand]

Oh, bother about your own gift.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You most certainly do.

[holds his hands up in a parody of surrender]

Oh, I don't celebrate Christmas, remember?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

I don't think you spend enough time with me to be able to determine that.

Does that mean I can have it?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

No.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Then take it.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

No! I refuse.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Funny, never thought you'd be one to give up something that's clearly yours.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I'm not giving it up - I haven't accepted it in the first place. I don't see where you get off thinking that the things I don't want belong to you by default.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Where I get off?

I see you've been practicing crudeness since the last time we spoke.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I'm so proud of you for catching it, Doctor.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[snorts]

Right, well. At least open the gift. See what's inside.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

You're just trying to drive me mad, aren't you?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I honestly have no idea why you're so concerned about this.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

I'm not! I just think you should know what it is!

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Why?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

You're content with simply not knowing?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You're clearly not, so maybe I should be.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Your own curiosity will prevail in the end. I just have to be patient.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

If patience it's what's required, I'll definitely win.