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realityshifted2008-12-24 11:45 pm
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[Everyone will no doubt notice a new addition to the Plane: a giant Christmas tree. Yes, it’s decorated. Lights, ornaments, candy canes, the works. EVEN TINSEL. Tinsel rocks. Lots of tinsel, really.
There are also quite a few presents stacked under the tree. Each is addressed to a person on the Plane with hilariously appropriate - or possibly inappropriate - wrapping paper.
There is a sign near the tree which reads, “Thank you very much for helping us. Please accept a gift, completely and utterly free. It is our payment. We feel you’ve earned it! Did you know some trees stay green in the winter? But they‘re so prickly.”
At the bottom of the sign a small scribbled note reads, “We tried to bake cookies but even we wouldn’t eat those.”]
There are also quite a few presents stacked under the tree. Each is addressed to a person on the Plane with hilariously appropriate - or possibly inappropriate - wrapping paper.
There is a sign near the tree which reads, “Thank you very much for helping us. Please accept a gift, completely and utterly free. It is our payment. We feel you’ve earned it! Did you know some trees stay green in the winter? But they‘re so prickly.”
At the bottom of the sign a small scribbled note reads, “We tried to bake cookies but even we wouldn’t eat those.”]

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I did that once, restricted myself to nearly the point of collapse. All in the hope of maintaining Louis' favor when my body chose to disagree with the notion.
It did not end well.
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As we have agreed, it is only fruit. Merely the aftertaste of the apple, or the orange.
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I do so enjoy the taste of both, that's true. I don't see why I can't just have both, at least for a little while. A strict diet is, after all, counter-productive to health.
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Your choice is to not chose at all.
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If it is your conscious decision? Then yes, it is.
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I do.
How else am I to educate myself, and make my own decisions?
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How is that awkward?
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