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realityshifted2008-12-24 11:45 pm
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[Everyone will no doubt notice a new addition to the Plane: a giant Christmas tree. Yes, it’s decorated. Lights, ornaments, candy canes, the works. EVEN TINSEL. Tinsel rocks. Lots of tinsel, really.
There are also quite a few presents stacked under the tree. Each is addressed to a person on the Plane with hilariously appropriate - or possibly inappropriate - wrapping paper.
There is a sign near the tree which reads, “Thank you very much for helping us. Please accept a gift, completely and utterly free. It is our payment. We feel you’ve earned it! Did you know some trees stay green in the winter? But they‘re so prickly.”
At the bottom of the sign a small scribbled note reads, “We tried to bake cookies but even we wouldn’t eat those.”]
There are also quite a few presents stacked under the tree. Each is addressed to a person on the Plane with hilariously appropriate - or possibly inappropriate - wrapping paper.
There is a sign near the tree which reads, “Thank you very much for helping us. Please accept a gift, completely and utterly free. It is our payment. We feel you’ve earned it! Did you know some trees stay green in the winter? But they‘re so prickly.”
At the bottom of the sign a small scribbled note reads, “We tried to bake cookies but even we wouldn’t eat those.”]

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Oh, well, not ones people have in their homes. But sometimes, they have displays in cities and things that are fairly lavish.
[looks back at Arthur.]
You seem to be enjoying that.
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The candy canes. Even I know not to eat the tree. It was very pretty though.
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Christmas trees usually are. I like them.
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We don't celebrate Christmas.
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Well, how about tomorrow? If it isn't Christmas, can you still celebrate? Call it a Friday celebration?
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Well, regardless of that, I still think they have a gift for you under the tree. Are you allowed to accept it, still?
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[nods at Arthur's gift] You go on and open yours, though.
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What is it?
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Letters.
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He was supposed to return by Christmas, the whole war was supposed to be over by then. But he- these letters were never sent.
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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It's nothing.
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All right.
[beat]
Are you glad you opened it?
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