realitymods: (Callisto)
realitymods ([personal profile] realitymods) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-12-24 11:45 pm
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[Everyone will no doubt notice a new addition to the Plane: a giant Christmas tree. Yes, it’s decorated. Lights, ornaments, candy canes, the works. EVEN TINSEL. Tinsel rocks. Lots of tinsel, really.

There are also quite a few presents stacked under the tree. Each is addressed to a person on the Plane with hilariously appropriate - or possibly inappropriate - wrapping paper.

There is a sign near the tree which reads, “Thank you very much for helping us. Please accept a gift, completely and utterly free. It is our payment. We feel you’ve earned it! Did you know some trees stay green in the winter? But they‘re so prickly.”

At the bottom of the sign a small scribbled note reads, “We tried to bake cookies but even we wouldn’t eat those.”]

[identity profile] humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com 2008-12-26 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...So they can have a Happy Holiday, of course.

[identity profile] humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It's probably a fertility ritual of some kind, or something relating to fertility... It always is with humans, one of their more admirable qualities.

[identity profile] ofalzarius.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see how there's anything admirable about a fertility ritual.

[identity profile] humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
What's so wrong about fertility rituals?

[identity profile] ofalzarius.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing. They're just sort of pointless most of the time.

[identity profile] humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, what've you heard about them?

[identity profile] humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there have probably been a fair amount of fertility rituals.

[identity profile] ofalzarius.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So? That doesn't mean I have to talk about them.

[identity profile] humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Ah [Smirk] Embarrassed are we?