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[realitymods]

[Everyone will no doubt notice a new addition to the Plane: a giant Christmas tree. Yes, it’s decorated. Lights, ornaments, candy canes, the works. EVEN TINSEL. Tinsel rocks. Lots of tinsel, really.

There are also quite a few presents stacked under the tree. Each is addressed to a person on the Plane with hilariously appropriate - or possibly inappropriate - wrapping paper.

There is a sign near the tree which reads, “Thank you very much for helping us. Please accept a gift, completely and utterly free. It is our payment. We feel you’ve earned it! Did you know some trees stay green in the winter? But they‘re so prickly.”

At the bottom of the sign a small scribbled note reads, “We tried to bake cookies but even we wouldn’t eat those.”]

Comments

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

I certainly didn't just pop into existence.

Well, if in a few hours time I die horribly you can say "I told you so."

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

I think some species do that. Can't think of any off the top of my head, though.

Not sure I'd feel like it if you did.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Well, not humans to my knowledge.

[Smiles, because that's... Actually kind of sweet by Juni's standards] I'm pretty sure it won't come to that.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Hopefully not, anyway.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

I like living.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

People generally do.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Most of the time.