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[Everyone will no doubt notice a new addition to the Plane: a giant Christmas tree. Yes, it’s decorated. Lights, ornaments, candy canes, the works. EVEN TINSEL. Tinsel rocks. Lots of tinsel, really.

There are also quite a few presents stacked under the tree. Each is addressed to a person on the Plane with hilariously appropriate - or possibly inappropriate - wrapping paper.

There is a sign near the tree which reads, “Thank you very much for helping us. Please accept a gift, completely and utterly free. It is our payment. We feel you’ve earned it! Did you know some trees stay green in the winter? But they‘re so prickly.”

At the bottom of the sign a small scribbled note reads, “We tried to bake cookies but even we wouldn’t eat those.”]

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But because I didn't you do? You don't think that's a bit simplistic?

I didn't say that. I don't like being hated, you know. So I'd rather have a reason that I can think that you don't really hate me.

You can't have everything, Diva. With the way you act it's surprising more people don't hate you.

Oh, well, that's easy. Less people hate me than you assume because I have a pretty face. It's very shallow, but...well, humans are shallow.

No shallower than you. Last I checked using your looks to get people to like you was extremely shallow.

Well, it's not like it's the only reason people like me.

Why else would anyone like you?

My charming personality?

{Thoughtfully} Well, Sam likes me for some reason...

You'll have to ask him why. I know I've no clue why he would.

That would be because he loves me, I guess. Well, he won't say that exactly, but he's gotten close to saying it. Or, he at least cares for me a lot.

Well, they do say love is blind.

Oh, that's just mean.

And you aren't?

It seems like plenty of people here don't really think so.

I do.

Well, other than you. You don't count.

Because I don't like you?

No, it's more like you don't count because I did hurt you and I know that.

I thought that was your intention.

To hurt you...? Well, that happened. But I just wanted to see what would happen.

It wasn't already obvious enough?

It's fun, though.

So you did know.

Of course. It's a good thing Jack loves you more than he wants to have sex with me. It wouldn't be the first relationship I've broken up.

{Simply} How many married men do you think I've taken to bed in my life, Ianto?

More than you can count, probably.