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[ENTER THE LESBIANS- wait that sounds weird. But anyway. A pair of women have appeared on the Plane and they're ones you might know. One is currently stupefied and dressed in her clowny outfit. The other seems more or less fine, even if ew no plants gross.]

H-Hey! Who took the floor away?! What kinda joke is this? [and now she spots Ivy] Red! What's goin' on?

{and Ivy knows that voice anywhere} Harley? You're here too...I don't know. I've never seen a place like this before. It's nothing I've ever seen before.

Me either! But wow, what a view, huh? [Harley takes a few careful steps before coming over] Little too classy for most of the crooks we know.

Little too classy for the heroes we know too. {She looks around too, then frowns} It's awfully...barren, though. There's hardly any plants at all, and the ones here, this starlight can't be good for them.

[A little sadly] I bet my babies would get confused with no floor. But all right, who did this to us then, huh? Kidnappin' crime queens is a pretty dirty trick if ya ask me! If anyone's gonna kidnap around here, it should be us.

You're right about that, Harley, but I don't have a clue who it was. It's not really Batman's style. He'd just take us back to Arkham. Whoever it was, they at least have flair to bring us to a place like this. You don't see stars like this in Gotham. Or at all, really.

[a little dreamy] Yeah, sure is somethin'. Like Christmas lights. So what do we do now, Red?

{She laughs then crosses her arms with a little smirk} Well, it looks like there's some nice stuff here. If we've been kidnapped, we can at least take a fee for the trouble. We have to pay rent on the apartment soon, after all.

[She's much more excited now.] Yeah! Lootin' time! Maybe we'll have enough leftover for some shoppin'.

Oh, that would be nice! I could use some new jewelry, maybe some more clothes too.

Aw, been forever since we got anythin' new. C'mon, Red! We better hurry before the kidnappers show up!

[and so they have plotted their epic heist of...stealing things off the Plane until they get answers. Or until you come to see them!]

((Double intro! Green for Ivy and red for Harley. Tag-teaming and thread jumping and so on and so forth!))

[takes an unconscious step away]

I don't know, I'm just waiting for the day my DCI decides to throw me in cells for a night 'cause I set him off.

'Contradictory' describes my DCI very succinctly.

[the tone of annoyance is an affectionate one!]

Unfortunately, yes.

[grins]

I thought so.

[it's so hard to be a grumpy copper when you're mentally going, "Ivy! Harley!"]