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[harlequinades.livejournal.com]

[ENTER THE LESBIANS- wait that sounds weird. But anyway. A pair of women have appeared on the Plane and they're ones you might know. One is currently stupefied and dressed in her clowny outfit. The other seems more or less fine, even if ew no plants gross.]

H-Hey! Who took the floor away?! What kinda joke is this? [and now she spots Ivy] Red! What's goin' on?

{and Ivy knows that voice anywhere} Harley? You're here too...I don't know. I've never seen a place like this before. It's nothing I've ever seen before.

Me either! But wow, what a view, huh? [Harley takes a few careful steps before coming over] Little too classy for most of the crooks we know.

Little too classy for the heroes we know too. {She looks around too, then frowns} It's awfully...barren, though. There's hardly any plants at all, and the ones here, this starlight can't be good for them.

[A little sadly] I bet my babies would get confused with no floor. But all right, who did this to us then, huh? Kidnappin' crime queens is a pretty dirty trick if ya ask me! If anyone's gonna kidnap around here, it should be us.

You're right about that, Harley, but I don't have a clue who it was. It's not really Batman's style. He'd just take us back to Arkham. Whoever it was, they at least have flair to bring us to a place like this. You don't see stars like this in Gotham. Or at all, really.

[a little dreamy] Yeah, sure is somethin'. Like Christmas lights. So what do we do now, Red?

{She laughs then crosses her arms with a little smirk} Well, it looks like there's some nice stuff here. If we've been kidnapped, we can at least take a fee for the trouble. We have to pay rent on the apartment soon, after all.

[She's much more excited now.] Yeah! Lootin' time! Maybe we'll have enough leftover for some shoppin'.

Oh, that would be nice! I could use some new jewelry, maybe some more clothes too.

Aw, been forever since we got anythin' new. C'mon, Red! We better hurry before the kidnappers show up!

[and so they have plotted their epic heist of...stealing things off the Plane until they get answers. Or until you come to see them!]


((Double intro! Green for Ivy and red for Harley. Tag-teaming and thread jumping and so on and so forth!))

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[toxicodendrons.livejournal.com]

So where should we look first? Bar, theater, or that other big building over there?

{And for the last one, she points to the ballroom}

[harlequinades.livejournal.com]

A bar might have some cash in the till. That's a guaranteed wad of dough for us.

[toxicodendrons.livejournal.com]

That's true! And if there's not, then we could at least take some of the alcohol to keep at the apartment. Just for fun, you know?

[mercwamouth]

...Oh hell yes.

[toxicodendrons.livejournal.com]

{She takes one look at him and puts her hand to her face}

Great, like Batman wasn't enough. I thought one hero and his sidekicks in spandex was plenty. Too much, even.

[mercwamouth]

Hey, spandex is not a hero-exclusive feature. In fact they're really quite comfy. Probably comfier than chlorophyll.

[harlequinades.livejournal.com]

[Harley stops and looks over at him.] Either you're makin' a fashion statement or you're in our business.

[didorothy]

[Sam is staring, because that's Harley and Ivy. This may not be as strange as Albus Dumbledore, but it is pretty bloody strange]

You... you can't steal, from here.

[toxicodendrons.livejournal.com]

{Smiles} Or what? You'll stop us?

[harlequinades.livejournal.com]

[She flashes him a smile.] Ya look a lil' pale. Sure you'd be up to stoppin' us?

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

[looks between the two in confusion]

Crime queens?

[harlequinades.livejournal.com]

[proudly.] Yeah! We're the best gals in the business, no buts about it.

[toxicodendrons.livejournal.com]

Of course. You can't find women as good as we are. It's a pretty, ah...male dominated field.

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[._.]

[harlequinades.livejournal.com]

[Harley blinks at the weird kid.] What are ya lookin' at, kid?

[toxicodendrons.livejournal.com]

You should be careful. We're working, so someone could get hurt.

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[JUST STARES UP AT THEM. Because these two are extremely weird!]

Wow, wow, gero! Nee nee you two are so strange, gero! What is a crime queen? Because I know what a hero is, but not a crime queen, gero! And and who are you, who are you, hm hm hm?

[toxicodendrons.livejournal.com]

{Frogs, Ivy likes frogs. ♥}

You're an excitable little fellow, aren't you? But I guess if frogs could all talk, then they'd be that way. It makes sense, at least.

{Nods}

Crime queen, well that would be the opposite of a hero, and my name is Poison Ivy.

[harlequinades.livejournal.com]

[wtf talking frog.]

Are ya some experimental frog or is Red's shots gettin' to my head?

[cyfor.livejournal.com]

Can I help?

[toxicodendrons.livejournal.com]

We're not really looking for feline associates.

[harlequinades.livejournal.com]

Oh great, is she around here too?

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Bai is looking puzzled, but interested]

[toxicodendrons.livejournal.com]

{And Ivy is ignoring you!}

[harlequinades.livejournal.com]

[Harley seems lost in her fantasies of awesome shopping.]