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Would someone mind telling me when my City became a bloody zoo?

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Who said I was asking?

I did, because you sure as hell aren't giving me orders.

Well, that is too bad - as this is a command. Leave it be.

... [gives him a look] No.

[he crosses his arms]

Mr. Hunt. I highly doubt you, or your police force, could properly deal with it. When it wants to come home, it shall. In the process, it will either mind its own, play, or grab someone to eat. Your concern should only be the latter of the three.

Don't give me that. We can take care of one bloody cheetah, you nonce. No one's getting eaten today.

[he growls]

If it is Jaska or Bali, and it ends up hurt or dead, I will make you suffer beyond anything your imagination could ever concoct.

[smirks] I didn't realise you liked 'em furry, too, you poof. [grins] And I'd like to see you try.

They work for me, you boorish idiot. Jaska is, in terms you could understand best, an 'officer of the law' much like yourself; though certainly a different set of laws.

[and cue him moving rapidly to get all up in Gene's space]

And Bali is little more than a young thing, and my pet.

Then why does he keep letting you wander around free? If he was really a copper, he'd have nicked you long ago.

[epic staredown] You say that as if I should care.

Because he works for me. Different planet, different laws. I'm in charge there. He keeps the peace.

[a low his, eyes staring straight into Gene's]

Here I thought you wouldn't willingly condemn a youth to death.

The only thing you should be in charge of is a piss pot in a cell, and even that's pushing it.

[keeeps staring right back] I'm not, you div. But I don't give a shit what she is to you. She's still getting dragged back to the zoo if the animal warden finds her.

I've already been to prison. Very nice stay, actually. Sometime in the 70s, in fact, on Earth.

[he adjusts his stature just a bit - doing as he always seems to do with Gene, the whole "I'M BIGGER AND THUS MORE DOMINANT" body language] They'd kill her upon discovering she had killed and eaten the other animals.

Not my cells then. You wouldn't be here if you had, I'd make damn sure of that.

[sniffs] She's a cat. Not my problem.

Oh yes. I am quite thankful for my situation - a good deal of people were gunning for my execution.

[a growl] It is your problem, Mr. Hunt. I expect you'd feel similar if I had one of your men and took the stance of 'He's a human. Not my problem'.

Pity they didn't get it.

[narrows his eyes] It's not a damn thing the same. My team is worth more than your pig's fart of a kitty pool will ever be.

Oh, yes.

Is it? You're a lesser species to me, but never mind. Tell me, where is it that we're different on the stances that we value those who work under us?

Because mine don't lick their own arses and cough up hairballs.

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