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Would someone mind telling me when my City became a bloody zoo?

[humors this loud guy and looks around, as if expecting to see a city pop up] I don't see a city, much less a zoo. Did a circus parade get loose somewhere?

Don't patronise me, luv. I wanna know who left the gates open for the bloody cheetah to just wander about the City streets like a skirt working the corner.

Do you have penguins?

Whatever is wrong with your city, I think I have it beat.

[just...stares at you] No, I don't have any bloody penguins, you nonce.

[quirks a brow] You've got random giant cats wandering about your City streets, then?

Something amiss, Mr. Hunt?

Well you're the one calling it a zoo without having any penguins. What do you mean, then?

Not that I care, but there's a damned cheetah wandering around downtown and I'm not bloody happy about it.

[stares at him][Damn, he's almost a white British version of Doakes.]

Sorry, didn't mean to patronise you. Just, uh, trying to...lighten the situation. I guess.
There's really a cheetah loose, or...is that a British slang I don't know.

There's a damned cheetah wandering around downtown like a grannie at the grocer, happy as you please.

Did I stutter? Do you need me to paint a bloody picture? There's a bloody cheetah wandering around downtown, you bleedin' ponce. Shit, are you Americans all that buggered?

Cats aren't so bad. Talking dolphins, though, well...they're very arrogant.

There shouldn't be a giant cat wandering about. And what have dolphins got to do with anything? Has the whole bloody world gone daft?

A cheetah? The Master has those, too. Maybe the cheetahs are migrating.

No, not that I'm aware of.

What city are we talking about, anyway?

The only place we have cheetahs in Manchester are the zoo, which is where they flippin' belong. [gives her a dark look] Wait, come again? What about that bastard?

Manchester, England.

[the Master pauses for a moment]

Isn't that interesting.

[narrows his eyes] What's the supposed to mean?

What did the cat ever do to you? They can wander if they like. 'Course I've met my share of unpleasant cats... [shrugs] The planet I'm on right now. Full of dolphins.

Ah. Never been, unfortunately.

Would you like help removing said ferocious feline?

I haven't been to a zoo in a really long time. And the Master's planet is full of cheetahs. He's like a cheetah king there or something. The one Master, not the one who looks like Sam.

Cities shouldn't be zoos.

Giant felines belong in the zoo or as a nice shag carpet. They aren't supposed to be wandering about my City. [...] You're as loony as that bastard Frenchie, talkin' 'bout other planets.

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