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[theguv.livejournal.com]

Would someone mind telling me when my City became a bloody zoo?

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[bloodonedge.livejournal.com]

[humors this loud guy and looks around, as if expecting to see a city pop up] I don't see a city, much less a zoo. Did a circus parade get loose somewhere?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Don't patronise me, luv. I wanna know who left the gates open for the bloody cheetah to just wander about the City streets like a skirt working the corner.

[bloodonedge.livejournal.com]

[stares at him][Damn, he's almost a white British version of Doakes.]

Sorry, didn't mean to patronise you. Just, uh, trying to...lighten the situation. I guess.
There's really a cheetah loose, or...is that a British slang I don't know.

[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

Do you have penguins?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[just...stares at you] No, I don't have any bloody penguins, you nonce.

[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

Well you're the one calling it a zoo without having any penguins. What do you mean, then?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Whatever is wrong with your city, I think I have it beat.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[quirks a brow] You've got random giant cats wandering about your City streets, then?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Cats aren't so bad. Talking dolphins, though, well...they're very arrogant.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

Something amiss, Mr. Hunt?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Not that I care, but there's a damned cheetah wandering around downtown and I'm not bloody happy about it.

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

Cities shouldn't be zoos.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Exactly. So explain to me why I've got reports or a giant cat wandering around downtown.

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

Has anyone been attacked?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

No reports yet. Just says the thing is wandering around, sniffing through garbage cans and holding up traffic.

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[chuckles] Maybe someone wanted some fun in that boring city~?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

We've more than enough 'fun' as it is, going by my reports.

[didorothy]

Hmmph? [rubs at his eyes; Sam was toooooootally not sleeping on the Astral Plane, nope] What's the matter, Guv?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

There's a damned cheetah wandering about downtown, happy as you please, like it bloody owns the place, and I've got a sick suspicion it didn't come from the zoo.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Aww, has it? How unfortunate for you, Gene.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[not the person he wants to see, thanks] You can shut the hell up you piece of shit.

[contract_star]

[Hei is hanging back, a placid look on his face, despite the fact that he is completely on guard and ready to go for his weapon. Distrustful much?]

Zoo? What happened?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

There's cheetahs wandering around downtown, that's what.

[madamemoiselle]

Ah, how fun~! Do you mean that literally? Because that would be kind of funny to see all the animals running around.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

No, I don't mean it literally, miss. [eyes her up and down appreciatively] I hardly find having random large cats wandering about my City funny.