ch1: THE EDITOR CAN'T REACH YOU ON THE ASTRAL PLANE

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Hey hey, shop keep! Hey! [Sighs, rubbing his head.] This is troubling.. I thought this would be the kind of shop that would sell Jump on time.. But..

Hey shop keep! I said I wanted to buy Jump, not get sucked into it! Unless.. [With a look of determination, unsheathes his bokken and holds it in front of him.] Ban.. KAI!

[And after a moment of waiting, he lowers it disappointedly and looks around the plane once more.] Man, what is this anyway? A one-shot? Psyren?! CAPTAIN HARLO-- No no, that's not Jump at all.. DRAGON BALL?! THAT SERIES ENDED AND CAUSED TOO MANY PROBLEMS! SHOULDN'T I BE IN THE TOP THREE?! TOP THREEEEEEEE!

((HELLO, this is jumpsamurai/Orihime-mun with a fitting second character, Gintoki Sakata of the Gintama manga and anime. All his stuff's posted up in his journal.. And Jump characters may want to avoid him unless they're in the market for a new BFF. 8D))

Comments

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki is friends with Deadpool, so it's alriiiight.]

YO! WE CAN HEAR YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

[sticks his fingers in his ears, shaking his head.]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[madamemoiselle]

Ne, another loud person?

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

HI BANSHEE STALKER

[Jams his finger in his nose.]

What? I can't hear you.

[madamemoiselle]

GTFO

{D: Gross} Uhm...what?

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

[ Angela's looking tired and worse for wear. ] Great time to bring new people here. Fantastic.

Hey, new guy. If you see a giant turtle, run like hell, all right?

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Bulma? Is that you?! You look different..

[witchmaker.livejournal.com]

My name's Angela, not Bulma. This is the Astral Plane, time doesn't pass while you're here, think about going home and you will, blah blah blah. I'd give you a better explanation, but I'm trying to find a couple of people.

[lamb_of_gold]

[Someone's almost at the end of his rope]

Do not yell.

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

HUH?

[lamb_of_gold]

[contract_star]

[Hei is incredibly worn out and so does not want to deal with loud people right now. And he's still got the craptastic glasses XD]

More loud ones. Why is it always the loud ones?

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

What? Huh? What? Do I know you?

[contract_star]

I doubt it.

Can you please be a little more quiet?

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Jeez, what's with people here and all the shouting?!

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE SECOND RATE CHARACTERS?! TELL ME WHERE KUROSAKI KUN IS!

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

SECOND-RATE?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING SECOND-RATE?!?!

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

[Giggling a little.] Goodness, you're very loud, aren't you?

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

That's the only way to call out the zanpakutou inside of your heart.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

...Zanpakutou? I'm afraid I am unfamiliar with the word.

[allstrings.livejournal.com]

...ooookay then.

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

[Points.]

J-J-Jo-Jo-Jo-J-Jo!

[buckingbronco.livejournal.com]

[Deciding if he really wants to deal with someone who is both loud and sounds a bit insane right now.]

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

[BUT LOOK AT ALL THE FUN GOING ON AROUND HERE. 8D]