ch1: THE EDITOR CAN'T REACH YOU ON THE ASTRAL PLANE

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Hey hey, shop keep! Hey! [Sighs, rubbing his head.] This is troubling.. I thought this would be the kind of shop that would sell Jump on time.. But..

Hey shop keep! I said I wanted to buy Jump, not get sucked into it! Unless.. [With a look of determination, unsheathes his bokken and holds it in front of him.] Ban.. KAI!

[And after a moment of waiting, he lowers it disappointedly and looks around the plane once more.] Man, what is this anyway? A one-shot? Psyren?! CAPTAIN HARLO-- No no, that's not Jump at all.. DRAGON BALL?! THAT SERIES ENDED AND CAUSED TOO MANY PROBLEMS! SHOULDN'T I BE IN THE TOP THREE?! TOP THREEEEEEEE!

((HELLO, this is jumpsamurai/Orihime-mun with a fitting second character, Gintoki Sakata of the Gintama manga and anime. All his stuff's posted up in his journal.. And Jump characters may want to avoid him unless they're in the market for a new BFF. 8D))

Comments

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

[Manages to cut through one with his bokken, but get hit in the leg and be sent sprawling to the ground by another.]

WITCH! WITCH ATTACK!

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Witch? [Busts out laughing.] Ha! You're really stupid, you know? Not much of a fighter, either.

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN ONLY FIGHT WITH A CLEAR MIND, AND NO ONE'S MIND CAN BE CLEAR WHEN JUMP IS RELEASED! THE ONLY THING YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS BUYING IT BEFORE SOME NINJA TAKES IT FROM YOU!

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[Keeps laughing cause this is really amusing.] Oh man, and I thought Deadpool was a complete nutcase. What the heck is Jump, anyway?

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Dead pool? Ah.. I came to the curse springs?!

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Yeeaaah, that's right! We're all cursed here. Better be careful or we'll devour your soul!

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Hey brat, I bet there's a faucet around here somewhere, so you can't threaten me.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Faucet? What does that have to do with anything?

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

THAT'S THE CURE FOR THE CURSE, IDIOT.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[She finds this so amusing that she doesn't even care that Gin just called her an idiot. She just starts laughing.]

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

[Starts laughing too. 8D]

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Toph needed a good laugh after the incident with the wisps.]

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

[JUST CONTINUES LAUGHING.. Looking rather creepy about it too. 8D]

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[TOPH CAN'T SEE YOU SO SHE DOESN'T CARE 8DDDDD]

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

[GINTOKI DOESN'T KNOW THAT. 8D]

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[FAIL, GIN, FAIL.]

Haaa, oh man. So you got a name, crazy person?

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Sakata Gintoki, freelancer. [Flicks a card at her.. A business card from one of the host bars near his house.. Only he crossed off its name, and wrote his own. NOT THAT SHE NEEDS IT ANYWAY.]

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[Well, the business card bounces off her shoulder and falls to the ground. She blinks and picks it up.]

Ooh, thanks, this'll make great kindling.

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

KINDLING?! IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO USE IT RIGHT GIVE IT BACK! I COULD ONLY TAKE LIKE 20 OF THEM BEFORE THAT HACHIRO NOTICED

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[Grin!] Too bad~

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're what's wrong with society today. Brats who don't uphold the values and traditions of this culture!

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I'm not a part of your society so I'm not all that worried.

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

WE'RE ALL A PART OF THE HUMAN SOCIETY!

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Ha, tell that to the non-humans here! Anyway, I mean I'm not from you're world at all, Freak-Boy. Everyone's from different worlds here.

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

THEN THE NON-HUMANS CAN BEONG TO THE AMANTO SOCIETY!