ch1: THE EDITOR CAN'T REACH YOU ON THE ASTRAL PLANE

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Hey hey, shop keep! Hey! [Sighs, rubbing his head.] This is troubling.. I thought this would be the kind of shop that would sell Jump on time.. But..

Hey shop keep! I said I wanted to buy Jump, not get sucked into it! Unless.. [With a look of determination, unsheathes his bokken and holds it in front of him.] Ban.. KAI!

[And after a moment of waiting, he lowers it disappointedly and looks around the plane once more.] Man, what is this anyway? A one-shot? Psyren?! CAPTAIN HARLO-- No no, that's not Jump at all.. DRAGON BALL?! THAT SERIES ENDED AND CAUSED TOO MANY PROBLEMS! SHOULDN'T I BE IN THE TOP THREE?! TOP THREEEEEEEE!

((HELLO, this is jumpsamurai/Orihime-mun with a fitting second character, Gintoki Sakata of the Gintama manga and anime. All his stuff's posted up in his journal.. And Jump characters may want to avoid him unless they're in the market for a new BFF. 8D))

Comments

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Are you the villian?

[lamb_of_gold]

[keyword]

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Since it's a Jump release day, I don't feel like fighting. If you promise not to do anything evil, I'll let you go until tomorrow.

[lamb_of_gold]

...

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

That's good enough, I guess. DON'T BE SO HALF-HEARTED NEXT TIME.

[lamb_of_gold]

I'm hardly a villain.

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

[Ofufufufu.}

So my words have inspired a change of heart? I'LL BE THE TRUSTING HERO AND ALLOW YOU TO TRAIN ON THE GOOD SIDE FOR NOW!

[lamb_of_gold]

Forgive me for asking but were you dropped as an infant?

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

THAT'S IT. That's the secretly good-natured kind of remark a reformed villian uses! YOU'RE DOING GOOD.

[lamb_of_gold]

...And how many times?

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't take it too far or you sound like Zura. And he's just a terrorist, he can't reform. DON'T RUIN YOUR IMAGE.

[lamb_of_gold]

I don't think that your image of me is something I need to lose sleep over.

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT THE ONE VOTING.. If your rating drops, THEY JUST LEAVE YOU OUT IN HUECO MUNDO AND NO ONE HEARS FROM YOU FOR THREE VOLUMES.

[lamb_of_gold]

......What?

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

THE POLLS!

[lamb_of_gold]

Are you sure you haven't smashed your head on something?

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

You can't deny people a friendly rivalry! But if it gets too friendly, or there's too much rivalry, they won't believe it.

[lamb_of_gold]

...I'm not even sure we're having the same conversation.

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

LOOK INSIDE YOUR HEART! YOU'LL SEE THAT WHAT I'M SAYING HAS BEEN THERE ALL ALONG!

[lamb_of_gold]

You're not intoxicated, are you?

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

I ACCEPT YOUR INVITATION!

[lamb_of_gold]

...Athena help me, you're sober and still so.... mentally conservative.

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I'll take care of the tab next time, so you can go all out and get the best sake.

[lamb_of_gold]

Be my guest.

[mighty-vespa.livejournal.com]

Where's the bar?