006 - There Can Be Only One

[mercwamouth]

[Hey! It's Deadpool! Looks like he's been quite busy; he's got a good deal of blood on him. Don't worry, it's not his. How can you tell? It's all green. He's in pretty good shape otherwise. Commence the inner dialogue!]

[Well, aside from that one minor setback, I'd say a job well done.]

[Must be an early Christmas miracle.]

Well, that would explain the red and green.

[Gross. I'm surprised we actually killed him.]

[Yeah, I thought we didn't really kill all that much anymore?]

[Y'know, for morals an' junk.]

I'm usually willing to make an exception for people who screw me over more than the average bad guy. This guy had it comin'. Plus it was for the good of mankind. Can't have that guy tryin' to clone any other Regeneratin' Degenerates.

[...Don't believe your own publicity.]

Comments

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

If the Avatar's friends find out what I'm planning, they'll never let me close to him. That's assuming I still have a chance, and that I'll survive my father.

[mercwamouth]

Well just stay out of their way and you should be fine. Trust me, they won't go looking for you any time soon. They've got other things to worry about, don't they?

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

... I know. That's what I've been doing.

... But they still can't know.

[mercwamouth]

And they won't know. Not like they'd believe it anyway.

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

... Alright. [He doesn't have a choice, now.]

[mercwamouth]

Have you at least done the whole "Breakfast Club" thing with your sister and girlfriend yet?

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

... What?

[mercwamouth]

...Beach?

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

Oh. That.

...

You knew that Uncle knew, didn't you?

[mercwamouth]

Of course. But did you know that I knew that you would know that I knew that your Uncle knew?

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

...

Are you always this crazy?!

[mercwamouth]

Crazy like a fox.

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

[EXASPERATION] Forget it.

[mercwamouth]

There's the angst!

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

Be quiet!

[mercwamouth]

That's like me telling you to be happy.

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

... [FRUSTRATION]

[mercwamouth]

Welcome to puberty.

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

[CAPSLOCKCAPSLOCKCAPSLOCK] I-I've already --

[mercwamouth]

It was a joke, kid.

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

[fffffffff] ... Right. Okay.

[mercwamouth]

Chill out while you can, dude. How long you got till the eclipse?

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

... A couple of weeks at most.

[mercwamouth]

So ease up a bit. You think your uncle is freakin' out right now? And he's in prison!

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

He doesn't have to face my father.