006 - There Can Be Only One

[mercwamouth]

[Hey! It's Deadpool! Looks like he's been quite busy; he's got a good deal of blood on him. Don't worry, it's not his. How can you tell? It's all green. He's in pretty good shape otherwise. Commence the inner dialogue!]

[Well, aside from that one minor setback, I'd say a job well done.]

[Must be an early Christmas miracle.]

Well, that would explain the red and green.

[Gross. I'm surprised we actually killed him.]

[Yeah, I thought we didn't really kill all that much anymore?]

[Y'know, for morals an' junk.]

I'm usually willing to make an exception for people who screw me over more than the average bad guy. This guy had it comin'. Plus it was for the good of mankind. Can't have that guy tryin' to clone any other Regeneratin' Degenerates.

[...Don't believe your own publicity.]

Comments

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

[Wow, man, that's sick.]

... Do you... need a towel or something?

[mercwamouth]

I suppose so. I seem to have forgotten mine.

[You should never forget your towel when hiding on an alien spaceship. Didn't you learn anything from Douglas Adams?]

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

[AHAHAHA SO TRUE XDDD]

Hold on. [Zuko pops off the Plane for a minute, and comes back with a hot, warm towel. Actually, a couple of them. They tended to shove those at the Prince nowadays.] ... Here.

[mercwamouth]

[Wipes off the green blood and passes the towel back]

Fresh warm towel with no angst?

You past the emo phase now?

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

[Zuko holds it away from him, trying not to get any of the blood on him. Yick.]

... What?

[mercwamouth]

You trainin' Aang yet or what?

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

[SHJKLHDJKHFJKHF]

How did you— how did you know I wanted to do that?!

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

So whose butt did you kick this time?

[mercwamouth]

Everyone. Frosty, Weird Scientist Dude, and my clones. A winner is me.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Ha! Well done, then. So the bad guys are all taken care of?

[mercwamouth]

Well, those ones at least. Hopefully they're not all taken care of. Otherwise, I'll be out of a job.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Well, naturally not all of them. I meant the Skrulls and such.

[mercwamouth]

The ones I was dealing with are. I won the battle. The war is in slightly more high-profile hands.

[contract_star]

...Well that's interesting...

[mercwamouth]

Which part?

[contract_star]

I don't think I've ever seen green blood before.

[mercwamouth]

Well that's probably because you ain't got Skrulls where you come from.

[contract_star]

And I'm very thankful for that.

So what happened this time?

[mercwamouth]

Well, Frosty the Fireman came after me. I electrocuted and froze him. Then Dr. Whats-his-face tried to get his clones of my to take me down. Didn't work so well since I still had one ace up my sleeve.

My healing factor was designed to keep my cancer from spreading. It's constantly creating new cells to make up for the cancerous ones. The clones, however, don't have cancer, so they were just constantly getting new cells they didn't need.

Splorch.

Oh, but before that, they killed all the other Super-Skrulls on the ship.

Then I killed the doctor.

It was good times.

[sifud.livejournal.com]

[Well THAT'S epically gross.]

[mercwamouth]

And the next member of Team Avatar enters the fray.

How's it hangin', Katara?

[sifud.livejournal.com]

[...] Who... Never mind. You know my brother, don't you.

[mercwamouth]

Not yet. Conflict of interests.

[sifud.livejournal.com]

...right. Toph, then.

[mercwamouth]

Yup, I've seen her kickin' around. Zuko too. Though, judging from your duds, I'd say he's still your mortal enemy.