006 - There Can Be Only One

[mercwamouth]

[Hey! It's Deadpool! Looks like he's been quite busy; he's got a good deal of blood on him. Don't worry, it's not his. How can you tell? It's all green. He's in pretty good shape otherwise. Commence the inner dialogue!]

[Well, aside from that one minor setback, I'd say a job well done.]

[Must be an early Christmas miracle.]

Well, that would explain the red and green.

[Gross. I'm surprised we actually killed him.]

[Yeah, I thought we didn't really kill all that much anymore?]

[Y'know, for morals an' junk.]

I'm usually willing to make an exception for people who screw me over more than the average bad guy. This guy had it comin'. Plus it was for the good of mankind. Can't have that guy tryin' to clone any other Regeneratin' Degenerates.

[...Don't believe your own publicity.]

Comments

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

[Wow, man, that's sick.]

... Do you... need a towel or something?

[mercwamouth]

I suppose so. I seem to have forgotten mine.

[You should never forget your towel when hiding on an alien spaceship. Didn't you learn anything from Douglas Adams?]

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

[AHAHAHA SO TRUE XDDD]

Hold on. [Zuko pops off the Plane for a minute, and comes back with a hot, warm towel. Actually, a couple of them. They tended to shove those at the Prince nowadays.] ... Here.

[mercwamouth]

[Wipes off the green blood and passes the towel back]

Fresh warm towel with no angst?

You past the emo phase now?

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

[Zuko holds it away from him, trying not to get any of the blood on him. Yick.]

... What?

[mercwamouth]

You trainin' Aang yet or what?

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

[SHJKLHDJKHFJKHF]

How did you— how did you know I wanted to do that?!

[mercwamouth]

Wanted to? So you haven't? Goddammit. You kids really need to get a move on with the whole plot thing.

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

[Deadpool is fucking insane.] You're... not going to tell anyone, are you?

[mercwamouth]

Well, no one from your world at least.

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

... That's not good enough. No one can know. Everything will be ruined if they find out!

[mercwamouth]

Alright, alright. I won't talk to anyone here about it.

God, you're so paranoid.

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

I'm not paranoid. They are out to get me.

[mercwamouth]

...And they brought towels!

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

I'm not talking about my servants!

[mercwamouth]

Then who's out to get you? You haven't left yet, right?

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

If the Avatar's friends find out what I'm planning, they'll never let me close to him. That's assuming I still have a chance, and that I'll survive my father.

[mercwamouth]

Well just stay out of their way and you should be fine. Trust me, they won't go looking for you any time soon. They've got other things to worry about, don't they?

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

... I know. That's what I've been doing.

... But they still can't know.

[mercwamouth]

And they won't know. Not like they'd believe it anyway.

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

... Alright. [He doesn't have a choice, now.]

[mercwamouth]

Have you at least done the whole "Breakfast Club" thing with your sister and girlfriend yet?

[firedprince.livejournal.com]

... What?

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

So whose butt did you kick this time?

[mercwamouth]

...Beach?