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Deadpool ([personal profile] mercwamouth) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-09-17 11:02 pm
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004 - If You Can't Beat 'Em...

[Deadpool appears on the Plane at attention, saluting with his right hand. He's a little worse for wear. He's got a lot of cuts and bullet holes throughout his body, but even more in his clothes as the bullet wounds begin to heal. He lowers his hand and relaxes.]

OK, I guess now's a good time to take a breather after that unbelievable success.

[Success? What are you talking about? You just defected!]

[Well that's what he said to the Skrulls. Trust me, it's all part of the plan.]

[Right, and I guess getting schooled by a Super-Skrull was part of the plan too?]

Absolutely flawless.

[I scare me. And what makes you think the Skrulls will even let you defect? You just maimed some of their best soldiers and held a ranking officer at gunpoint!]

[It wasn't a REAL gun.]

[Even so, I have a bad feeling about this. Can we stay here for a while?]

[But last time you couldn't wait to leave.]

[If I knew our plan was to fight an entire platoon of Skrulls head on and then give up at the very end, I probably wouldn't have been so eager. I still don't like this place, it's just... mildly more tolerable than the alternative.]

Admit it... we like it here.

[Deadpool starts pacing and proceeds to pick out bullets to aid the healing factor while whistling "Put the Lime in the Coconut"]
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[identity profile] marthajonesmd.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
[uh...] I think you need medical attention.
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[personal profile] mercwamouth 2008-09-18 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? So a doctor could look at me, see me miraculously heal, and then take all the credit and charge me $500?

God, I'm proud to be an American.

[identity profile] marthajonesmd.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[raised eyebrow] Yes, well, some countries have socialised health care, and that's really not the point, seeing as how you're bleeding all over the Plane. [Martha is not so good at paying attention sometimes]
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[personal profile] mercwamouth 2008-09-18 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
What, so you want to get a doctor to come clean it up? Seems kind of like a waste of their talent, don't you think?


[Suddenly grabs his neck as though there was a sharp pain. He then places both of his hands on his head and quickly CRACKS it to the left, shaking out a few bullets in the process.]
Man, if I was more kid-friendly, all my enemies would be using lasers. I like lasers. So much cleaner.
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