ninth trick

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki appears on the Plane with a bag slung over his shoulder. He regards his surroundings casually, then cups his mouth and starts calling out his summons.]

OOOOOOII!! PRINCESS HOMO! WE NEED TO TALK, MANO-A-HOMO! AND BY TALK I MEAN BASH YOUR FUCKING FACE IN.

[a pause]

And Agito, I stole your lunch. Get your ass over here.

Comments

[ghostlighter]

I'll bet. [Is kind of sympathetic to the almost-dying kind of thing.] How are you going to do that, though?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Fist fight. What else?

[ghostlighter]

... Right. Even though he won last time?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

He didn't win the fist fight. He used a fucking sword in a skating competition and kabob'd my team members.

[ghostlighter]

He... what?!

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I have a pretty awesome scar. See? [YES HE IS TAKING OFF HIS PANTS LMFAO]

[ghostlighter]

[Brings a hand up and holds it vaguely in Ikki's direction, his expression NOT AMUSED. He's quite possibly readying himself to give the kid a light blast.] If you pull your pants down any farther, I won't be responsible for what comes next.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki stops and zips back up.]

What, never seen another guy with his pants off?

[IS PURPOSELY MAKING THIS WORSE]

[ghostlighter]

Now who's the homo?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[snort]

Gym class, moron.

[ghostlighter]

[eyeroll]

Never was my best class.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Apparently.

Anyway, stay away from Princess. He'll probably drape all over you and flirt and shit so that you do what he wants.

[ghostlighter]

[scoff] As if acting like that would actually get him anywhere?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Not sure how your tastes run but I know I don't like having men drape on me.

[ghostlighter]

[Pssht.] They don't run that way, which is exactly why it wouldn't get him anything.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

He'll still try. His only goal is to annoy everyone.