ninth trick

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki appears on the Plane with a bag slung over his shoulder. He regards his surroundings casually, then cups his mouth and starts calling out his summons.]

OOOOOOII!! PRINCESS HOMO! WE NEED TO TALK, MANO-A-HOMO! AND BY TALK I MEAN BASH YOUR FUCKING FACE IN.

[a pause]

And Agito, I stole your lunch. Get your ass over here.

Comments

[ghostlighter]

[scoff] As if acting like that would actually get him anywhere?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Not sure how your tastes run but I know I don't like having men drape on me.

[ghostlighter]

[Pssht.] They don't run that way, which is exactly why it wouldn't get him anything.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

He'll still try. His only goal is to annoy everyone.