ninth trick

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Ikki appears on the Plane with a bag slung over his shoulder. He regards his surroundings casually, then cups his mouth and starts calling out his summons.]

OOOOOOII!! PRINCESS HOMO! WE NEED TO TALK, MANO-A-HOMO! AND BY TALK I MEAN BASH YOUR FUCKING FACE IN.

[a pause]

And Agito, I stole your lunch. Get your ass over here.

Comments

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

The homo thing is getting rather old, Ikki-kun. Why are you going to bash someone's face in?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

He tried to drown one of my best friends here. And he made me unable to Ride for two weeks. That kind of shit can't be forgiven!!

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Oh snap. She didn't know about you getting hurt, Ikki.]

Who.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[Oh snap, she didn't. He pauses at that look.]

This isn't your war.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

I'm an officer of the law, and you just told me about assault and attempted murder.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

... [Shit, she has a point.] Yeah? And what about people on the Plane who have killed for no reason?

[Oh yes. Him and Li and vendettas and ...]

[nihao-nyan.livejournal.com]

Aiyaa, sound like martial arts competition. And Shampoo thought everyone here boring and stupid.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I don't need fancy moves to kick someone's ass.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear, Ikki. You touched a sore spot. That aura of heat that was building around her? It just sucked down into a sub-zero chill that focuses around her eyes.]

I'm working on it.

[nihao-nyan.livejournal.com]

If you think just fancy moves, you haven't seen them before.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[pfffft] I'm a Storm Rider, babe.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[HOSHT.]

... Kirihara-san. You can't police the whole damn Plane alone.

[nihao-nyan.livejournal.com]

And I Chinese Amazon. Don't care if you ride clouds.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[And at that, she smiles, even though it's a thin little slice of a thing.]

I'm well aware of that.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I wonder.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

... Chinese Amazon? Is that even possible? Really, you're too hot to believe.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[That catches her off-guard]

What are you talking about?

[nihao-nyan.livejournal.com]

It possible because I am one.

{That makes her laugh though} Think so? If that it, then you should know about one custom. You defeat Shampoo in combat, then you the one I love.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I think you're spread too thin.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

How so?

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

You don't know what you're getting into. I'm the Number One Unbeatable Babyface, Ikki Minami!

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I just know.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

[Sigh] That isn't a real argument.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

It is when it's me arguing it.

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

That's not a real argument either.