Like fire! Hellfire! [this fire in my skin]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[the Master skids to a halt when he appears on the Astral Plane, having apparently come in running. He immediately straightens out his clothing before addressing the Plane]

Right, so! Pompeii: very lacking in Super Soaker outlets. Anyone have a water gun handy?

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[savagestime.livejournal.com]

It's aliens, I promise. Can you get me bigger water guns? Your boyfriend only has these tiny little things. [holds them up]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Why should I? [Taking one of your water guns, btw]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Because the Doctor and I are fighting aliens and we need water guns.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Squirts him with the gun] What size do you want, then?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[hey, he's been running through a volcano. This is nice]

As big as possible and practical.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Is aiming for the face] As big as possible and practical don't normally go hand in hand, y'know.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[puts his hand on her gun] They're very large aliens made of stone and fire, and the Doctor is waiting for me to return and save his life. Do hurry.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Siiiiigh, she was having fun] Was the Doctor thing supposed to make me go faster?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's what's hurrying me. Go on, get me a gun.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

What if I don't want to?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Then I'll fight them off without your assistance.

[vanishes, then reappears with an empty water pistol]

...I'm out of water.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Didn't take too long, did it?

Why are you two fighting aliens made of stone and fire to begin with? That's not exactly your best plan ever.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

They surprised us. Rose, give me the other gun.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. Hold on. [Disappears, then comes back a few minutes later holding a very large gun, and tweaking at it a bit] It's locked to water and ice only. Be careful with it, though.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[grins] Brilliant. I'll be back in a bit.

[disappears; when he returns, he is a fair bit more messy]

Pompeii is very sooty.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

....[Snrks and hands him a convenient towel] Never would've guessed, what with the volcano and all.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[convenient towel is convenient! And used]

I know! Seems like such a neat place.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Jack once said it's lovely. And a good place for conning people, as long as you got out before the volcano erupted.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Such a shame we didn't meet the freak running around here. Though I suppose he wouldn't be a freak yet.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I really wish you would stop calling him a freak.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I call it as I see it! Sense it, rather.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Siiiiiigh] Yeah, 'course you do.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

The Doctor does too, of course.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

He isn't nearly as insulting, though.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

He's not as fun, either.