Like fire! Hellfire! [this fire in my skin]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[the Master skids to a halt when he appears on the Astral Plane, having apparently come in running. He immediately straightens out his clothing before addressing the Plane]

Right, so! Pompeii: very lacking in Super Soaker outlets. Anyone have a water gun handy?

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[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

....[Snrks and hands him a convenient towel] Never would've guessed, what with the volcano and all.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[convenient towel is convenient! And used]

I know! Seems like such a neat place.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Jack once said it's lovely. And a good place for conning people, as long as you got out before the volcano erupted.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Such a shame we didn't meet the freak running around here. Though I suppose he wouldn't be a freak yet.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I really wish you would stop calling him a freak.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I call it as I see it! Sense it, rather.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Siiiiiigh] Yeah, 'course you do.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

The Doctor does too, of course.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

He isn't nearly as insulting, though.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

He's not as fun, either.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Depends on your definition of fun.

--well yeah, he really isn't.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[nods sadly] Sorry, Rose. Maybe the half-human one will be better. Donna's a bit of a lark, at the least.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

--half-human? [Haha, nobody told her that yet]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You know, the third one? Works for your Torchwood? Don't tell me no one told you.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Not yet, no. [Sigh] I hate it when they do that, even if it is spoilers.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone keep saying 'spoilers'?? It's caught on like the bloody plague!

But really, just nag 'em a bit and they'll confess. I agree all this talk of 'spoilers' is agony.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Dunno I picked it up from them.

I tried that, and it didn't work so well with him. It was starting to drive me mad.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I always like threatening to steal it directly from their minds, but I don't think that will work for you.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I can't do the telepathic thing like you can, sadly.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

There are always your guns.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, that'd go over well with him.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You know you love the guns, Rose.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I do. What's your point?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

That you should use them more!

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I use them all the time!