Like fire! Hellfire! [this fire in my skin]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[the Master skids to a halt when he appears on the Astral Plane, having apparently come in running. He immediately straightens out his clothing before addressing the Plane]

Right, so! Pompeii: very lacking in Super Soaker outlets. Anyone have a water gun handy?

Comments

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Rose, you're cranky. Do you need chocolate? Are you on your period?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

.....[Facepalm] You'd think you want me to shoot you.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I do like blondes with guns.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

And I do have a nice one. [Shows him]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Aww, isn't that pretty! You could kill someone with it. Make?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Smith and Wesson. Barely any kick, too.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I could get you a nicer gun.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Why would you do that?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Why do I do anything?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Your motives change every day.

--how much nicer?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

More rounds, bigger, easier to handle, less recoil... what do you want? If there's something, I can probably find it.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm fine with anything you're willing to get, as long as it won't kill me.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Anything can kill anyone in the right hands.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I've noticed.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Good! When's your birthday?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

27 April.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

What day is it where you are now?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

The beginning of September.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I'll wait, then.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Siiiiigh, Master. SIGH.] Make sure you don't forget.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Remind me!

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Write yourself a sticky note.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I live with the Doctor; he'll lose it.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

...good point.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

So, remind me if you want the gun.