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Big deal. Th' stars ain't no different back home 'cept they're closer here. An' you don't see the colors much but that's from being on the ground and the sky's too far from the ground. I guess there's a point to 'em, but I don' see it. I'm not into that romance stuff like Missy is t' see anythin' here.

So this part of th' machine, right? Th' reason why I got dragged back? Not that I'm complainin' 'bout that, I jus' gotta know, alright? So I'm not feelin' like ditchin' this place for somethin' a lot more entertaining than a bunch of stars. I've got things to do and people to get in touch with. I can't be messing 'round here all th' time.

[sucks in his breath and stuffs his hands in his pockets]

Right. So how th' hell do I get back?

[ooc; And say hi to the wolfwood, he won't bite ~~unless you're vash but that's another story~~. Also he won't know anyone so confusion ftw? I'll be poofing off soonish and will answer tags after work.]

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[steps back slowly]

You're not Wolfwood.

What th' hell?

What is going on in that spiky head o' yours, Vash?

O' course I'm Wolfwood, you noodle brain--

[eyes him, taking his smoke between his fingers and covering half his face as he does so]

Who th' hell are you?

Hey, you're the one that waltzed in here like this, you answer me first! Where did you come from? And who sent you?!

Me first?! Why's it always gotta be your way?

Like I said, I was here first! ... And I want to know how you even know me to say something like that!

[mutters] Rotten, good-for-nothin' needle noggin![lits up a new smoke off his first one]

I come from Gunsmoke an' we traveled together 'til I died then these weird twins brought me back and sent me back to Carcasses. Been there for a month.

Not your story, an' it better be good!

You died?...

But that's wrong! You didn't die there, it was at the orphanage! It's been over six months since then.

Why th' hell would I take you there? We're headin' for Knives, not th' kids!

You don't know...?

The Eye of Michael attacked the kids because you rescued me.

Isn't any of this familiar?

The Eye of what?

[blank stare then snorts popping gone for a second. Comes back with booze and glasses]

I've got th' feelin' we're gonna be be here for a while so - want some?

Yes.

[takes a glass, before sitting down in mid-air]

How could you not know who they are?! After they...

[frowning down at the empty glass] Why is all of this wrong?

[fills up their glasses and sets the bottle down and takes a seat as well]

I have no idea what's goin' on, Vash. All I know is that I was your guide, gettin' you t' where Knives was. Then Evergreen told me the orders changed I was t' kill ya. [mutters]Hell o' a choice, kill ya an' get richer than sin an' give it all up, or die there with ya.

[immediately gulps down a few swallows, coughing lightly from the burn]

Some of it sounds right, but the details are all wrong. You did guide me to Knives... and that didn't work out so well. I've never even heard the name 'Evergreen' before.

[gulps some down and sighs]

He's my... teacher's best word for it. I'd got his title an' all but he'd been Evergreen for years.

It was after I'd killed Zazie, 'member?

I don't think that's right...

That thing? No, I know you didn't kill it!

Okay look. There was the whole Fifth moon thing, right? Rai Dai bought it there. Then I found ya livin' with that kid an' her grandmother. Then you went an' got involved with a bunch of idiots on a sandsteamer that smashed inta satellite station an' then we visited your folks. I took out Gray an' you handled Gauntlett an' then I went after Puppetmaster.

Then we ran into those kids an' one was Zazie a kind of demon thing an' then we hit Carcasses an' Longshot targeted you an' I went after Evergreen.

[eyes him] Ain't that how it went?

... [rubs his forehead] No, that's not it.

After you found me, the sandsteamer thing happened, but then we ran into Rai-Dei. When we went to see the folks, I fought... Leonof. That Gauntlet guy didn't show up until after that, when Zazie kidnapped Meryl and we went to save her!

I'm not sure exactly when Zazie died, but it was after you were already dead.

[just stares then tosses back his drink and pours them both another stiff one] ...Shit. I don' 'member it that way. What th' hell's goin' on?

[digs out another smoke but only plays with it]

I remember th' short girl an' her friend. I know she'd crushed you big time an' Milly tried t' keep me together after I shot Zazie. Dammit! There weren't any kidnapping. They weren't important enough for that blue haired bastard!

[... stares at him in complete disbelief before shaking his head]

It wasn't him that did the kidnapping, it was Zazie. ... It doesn't matter. Some things might be similar, but other than that it's like you're from somewhere else entirely. You don't even know who Livio is, do you?

[sighs and shakes his head, a rueful half-smile crossing his face]

I guess it don' matter at all. No, I don' know that name so I guess I ain't the guy you've want to talk to, right?