01- Hola!

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Here, have a Juni who is covered in webs and looking rather annoyed]

Sometimes I really...

[Stops, looks around]

...What?

No, really... What?

[Glares upwards]

I didn't sign up for this stuff.

[OOC: I'm smart and I may have to sleep extremely soon, so if I don't respond for hours it's because of that]

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[swanseer.livejournal.com]

There's another universe...?

I'm either dreaming or this is actually happening, I'm not sure which one I would prefer.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Quite a few, actually.

I'm pretty sure it's the second.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

I thought there were only two, however...

[Bites lip]

We can get back when we want to, right?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

More than most people seem to think there is.

Whenever we want to. [Vanishes from the Plane momentarily before reappearing once more.] See?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

So he got it wrong then!

Wonderful...

[Watches in a vaguely surprised way] That's useful to know, can't have my universe self destructing without me after all.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

I expect that would depend on what he said.

[Eyebrow.] Hopefully it won't self destruct at all.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

He said there were only two universes, if I ever see him again there is great potential for gloating.

I'm almost completely sure that my universe wouldn't survive long without me, I'm the only sane one there [Yes, she is a little conceited... She's also fairly wrong]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Assuming he believes you.

I'm sure you'll be relieved to know that time stand still in your own reality whilst you're on the Plane, then.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Since he doesn't believe I'm alive and would hate me if he did I think the chances of that are rather unlikely.

Good, I'm pretty sure that me disappearing and reappearing some time later would lead to severe pain.

I'm Juni by the way.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

From the sounds of things I'd agree, but you never know.

I usually find that sort of thing is best avoided if possible.

Ianto. [Offers his hand.]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Believe me, if he knew I was alive he'd probably try to kill me.

Yes, I am in complete agreement with not receiving severe pain.

{Blinks as if trying to remember how to react around humans]

[Takes his hand] Right, hi.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Probably best to avoid him, then.

[Okay... that's a little unusual, but he's careful not to show any signs of thinking so.]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I have protection, not running into him by myself would probably be advisable though.

[Gets that confused look again and drops his hand]

I haven't been around humans for quite some time.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

I'd advise avoiding him altogether if you can help it.

[Nods slightly.] I'd noticed.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

That shouldn't be too hard, the universe is a big place.

[Eyes narrow just slightly] I need more practice.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

It's harder than it sounds.

Just speak to more people. That's the best way to get practice.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

I just hope he doesn't bully that poor boy into finding me.

Seems logical.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

What poor boy?

So do most things I say.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

His name is Kernel, he accidentally wandered into my life... I hope he wandered out of my universe as quickly as possible.

You can find logic in most things.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Hopefully. Your universe isn't exactly pleasant, I take it?

Depends on which way you look at them.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

It's awful, a place of constant killing, torture and chaos... Few people who go there survive beyond forty.

Except him, because he just has to be the exception.

It's all about perspective.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Sounds like mine.

My own is fairly logical for the most part.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Where things try to kill you on a regular basis? Are there no peaceful universes?

I try to be, sometimes I can get rather emotional but at least I'm making the effort.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

That depends on how often I leave the Hub. I'm pretty sure my reality is worse than most. It's not even supposed to exist, apparently.

Emotions are logical.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Your reality isn't supposed to exist?

From certain viewpoints, sometimes they just get in the way and hurt you.