01- Hola!

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Here, have a Juni who is covered in webs and looking rather annoyed]

Sometimes I really...

[Stops, looks around]

...What?

No, really... What?

[Glares upwards]

I didn't sign up for this stuff.

[OOC: I'm smart and I may have to sleep extremely soon, so if I don't respond for hours it's because of that]

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[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I could find you a contract, but it really doesn't matter if you provide your signature or not.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Glares curiously]

Right...

Who would you be?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

The Master, in fact.

And your name? It's only fair.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Tilts head]

Juni.

...Were your parents in a creative mood or something?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

My family wouldn't have known creativity if it came to them personified and bearing artworks from across the centuries.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Good, it takes a concentrated amount of evil to name a baby "the Master."

I suppose you chose your name?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, yay, another person going on about 'evil.' I can't wait until the day I meet someone who doesn't feel the need to bandy the term about like it's going out of fashion.

I did choose my name. Chosen names are the only ones worth keeping.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

It is though, you might as well kill the kid if you're going to name it that.

I quite agree, though I at least chose a normal sounding...

[Stops]

[Scowls]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Woops.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

I have the feeling you are taking much amusement from that.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Of course! What's the point in existing if you can't even have fun?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

It depends on what precisely you class as fun.

Some might class it as fun... Or some might class it as complete and utter evil.

The evil ones are far too melodramatic.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

And everyone else is far too fond of generalising, to generalise. It's such a vulgar practice.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

None of us did so far as I know.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Oh, brilliant.

Us?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

You know; you, me, and everyone else on the Plane.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

...Right.

First, what is the plane?

Second, how many other people are wandering around here?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

The Astral Plane would be this; sort of a meeting point between realities, if you like. It's a part of some sort of experiment, apparently. Those of us who can come here are the subjects whether we want to be or not.

And I've no idea how many people are around here, but at a guess I'd say there're probably around sixty.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

There's another universe...?

I'm either dreaming or this is actually happening, I'm not sure which one I would prefer.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

Quite a few, actually.

I'm pretty sure it's the second.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

I thought there were only two, however...

[Bites lip]

We can get back when we want to, right?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

More than most people seem to think there is.

Whenever we want to. [Vanishes from the Plane momentarily before reappearing once more.] See?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

So he got it wrong then!

Wonderful...

[Watches in a vaguely surprised way] That's useful to know, can't have my universe self destructing without me after all.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

I expect that would depend on what he said.

[Eyebrow.] Hopefully it won't self destruct at all.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

He said there were only two universes, if I ever see him again there is great potential for gloating.

I'm almost completely sure that my universe wouldn't survive long without me, I'm the only sane one there [Yes, she is a little conceited... She's also fairly wrong]