01- Hola!

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Here, have a Juni who is covered in webs and looking rather annoyed]

Sometimes I really...

[Stops, looks around]

...What?

No, really... What?

[Glares upwards]

I didn't sign up for this stuff.

[OOC: I'm smart and I may have to sleep extremely soon, so if I don't respond for hours it's because of that]

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[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I could find you a contract, but it really doesn't matter if you provide your signature or not.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Glares curiously]

Right...

Who would you be?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

The Master, in fact.

And your name? It's only fair.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Tilts head]

Juni.

...Were your parents in a creative mood or something?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

My family wouldn't have known creativity if it came to them personified and bearing artworks from across the centuries.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Good, it takes a concentrated amount of evil to name a baby "the Master."

I suppose you chose your name?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, yay, another person going on about 'evil.' I can't wait until the day I meet someone who doesn't feel the need to bandy the term about like it's going out of fashion.

I did choose my name. Chosen names are the only ones worth keeping.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

It is though, you might as well kill the kid if you're going to name it that.

I quite agree, though I at least chose a normal sounding...

[Stops]

[Scowls]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Woops.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

I have the feeling you are taking much amusement from that.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Of course! What's the point in existing if you can't even have fun?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

It depends on what precisely you class as fun.

Some might class it as fun... Or some might class it as complete and utter evil.

The evil ones are far too melodramatic.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

And everyone else is far too fond of generalising, to generalise. It's such a vulgar practice.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

There are over six billion humans and a good deal of other creatures, sometimes you can't help but generalise.

Besides, you're technically generalising.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I know. I said I was. Listening is generally a good skill to pick up, my dear Juni.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Yes my dear Master, but I am just a puny human and thus incapable of such amazing leaps of logic.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Don't think I ever said I wasn't human, good of you to pick up on it. Not human yourself, then?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Few humans would choose to be called "the Master" and if you had been human... Well, I wouldn't have apologized but at least I would've known.

Besides, I'm still not exactly sure if you're a figment of my imagination or a demon dressed up as a human.

Apparently I'm a tiny bit not human, my ancestors had a fetish for demons... What species would you be then?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm real. I'm very. I'm a Time Lord, and yes that is the species name and no, you don't want to hear any of the other names used on the planet. Demons, though? I'm sure you don't mean the sort I mean, because no one would mate with those as it's just not possible.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

That makes two lords now, though the one I knew didn't have it in his species name.

Even if we do mean the same kind of demons my ancestors were inventive... A little too inventive judging by the problems my distant cousins have been having.

Even if they did deserve it.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

None of us did so far as I know.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Oh, brilliant.

Us?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

You know; you, me, and everyone else on the Plane.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

...Right.

First, what is the plane?

Second, how many other people are wandering around here?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

The Astral Plane would be this; sort of a meeting point between realities, if you like. It's a part of some sort of experiment, apparently. Those of us who can come here are the subjects whether we want to be or not.

And I've no idea how many people are around here, but at a guess I'd say there're probably around sixty.