007--Ooh Baby It's a Wild World

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Rose is dressed like a ninja. And totally holding a throwing star, looking a little confused]

--of all of the times for me to randomly pop in here, this has got to be the worst.

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[didorothy]

Oh, just wondering.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[...tucking the shuriken away, btw, and :D-ing] Nope. Not Halloween. How are you?

[didorothy]

Well, this mad woman kidnapped me the other day. That was a bit odd, But other than that, I've been doing well.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Did she? Goodness gracious me. Must've been horrible.

[didorothy]

It was! And would you believe it, the ransom was only a pie.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Must've been a very good pie.

[didorothy]

It was. I enjoyed it a very great deal.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

You enjoyed the kidnapping, too, admit it.

[didorothy]

Lies and slander. You took me from valuable work time.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

You keep talking like that, and I'll never kidnap you again.

And I went through getting questioned by your DCI for kidnapping you.

[didorothy]

I'm so sorry. He didn't bruise you, did he?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Not at all. Just wrinkled my shirt a bit.

[didorothy]

Worst bit is he won't even pay for the dry cleaning.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Sighs dramatically] I know. I can't wear that shirt ever again.

[didorothy]

I could try to exact justice from him for you.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Could you?

[didorothy]

I could very well. He wouldn't know what hit him. ...Well, he would, his face and my first are well enough aquainted that he could figure it out. They don't hand out DCI badges in lucky bags, you know.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure my wrinkled shirt deserves that much justice.

[didorothy]

Not even if it was for great justice?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Well, great justice, maybe.

Unless you're just looking for an excuse to start something.

[didorothy]

Oh, come off it, Rose. Why would I ever want to hit Gene Hunt?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

...do you really want me to answer that?

[didorothy]

Yeah, go ahead. I'm almost sick of only having my own list of reasons.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Could be the same list, but...[Takes a breat] He's arrogant, bit of a bastard, sexist, hates everything, can be annoying, violent, angry....I think I'll stop there.

[didorothy]

...yeah, that's pretty much the same list. Shorter, but you cut yourself off.