007--Ooh Baby It's a Wild World

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Rose is dressed like a ninja. And totally holding a throwing star, looking a little confused]

--of all of the times for me to randomly pop in here, this has got to be the worst.

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[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure my wrinkled shirt deserves that much justice.

[didorothy]

Not even if it was for great justice?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Well, great justice, maybe.

Unless you're just looking for an excuse to start something.

[didorothy]

Oh, come off it, Rose. Why would I ever want to hit Gene Hunt?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

...do you really want me to answer that?

[didorothy]

Yeah, go ahead. I'm almost sick of only having my own list of reasons.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Could be the same list, but...[Takes a breat] He's arrogant, bit of a bastard, sexist, hates everything, can be annoying, violent, angry....I think I'll stop there.

[didorothy]

...yeah, that's pretty much the same list. Shorter, but you cut yourself off.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I could go on, but I'm not sure I want to.

[didorothy]

Might be better if we don't.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Might be! Still, though, he gets bonus points for worrying about you.

[didorothy]

[a beat of hesitation as he looks genuinely startled, and then] Ahh, well, who else would he throw into filing cabinets if he didn't have his DI? Aside from suspects and random strangers on the streets.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure he'd find someone.

[didorothy]

Don't say that; I'll feel replacable.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

And I don't want that.

[didorothy]

That's very kind of you.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, that's me. Rose Tyler, kind person.

[didorothy]

And professional kidnapper.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I did do a good job, didn't I? You didn't know what hit you until you were sitting in my kitchen, drinking tea.

[didorothy]

I have to admit, you were very clever about it.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Proud] And it did relax you a bit, yeah?

--well, except the bit with Mum. Sorry about her.

But after all of that.

[didorothy]

You're mum's not that bad, really. Very... nice woman.

And yes, I did. A bit. But it can't happen again. Crime doesn't stop for me taking holiday.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. Nice is a good word.

[Sigh] I know, I know. I just don't get why other people can't handle it.

[didorothy]

Because other people aren't coppers, and we're understaffed as is.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Stop poking holes in my non-existent logic.