http://misplacedsword.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] misplacedsword.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2011-06-17 10:08 pm

001 | an angel's arrival

[Aziraphale appears on the Plane, looking about in bemusement.] Oh, dear. This wasn’t quite what I expected.

[He knew there’d been something strange about that shop. Still, it’s a bit disappointing. He’d been somewhat looking forward to the prospect of a new little store. They often contain books overlooked by everyone else in some forgotten corner.]

Adam? [Asked hesitantly, because this certainly isn’t Heaven, it doesn’t seem to be Hell, and that more or less leaves the cause of this in the hands of the only teenager he knows who’s capable of manipulating reality.]

[Then he spots the kiosk and strides over, selecting the first brochure (paper, of course, his brief interaction with the machine in order to get it to print was more than enough) and begins to skim it, murmuring comments aloud as he does.] Do former hellhounds count as sentient, I wonder? Chicago? That seems rather a random choice. Television character? As if I’d– Test subjects? Dear Lord. ‘Dragged from one reality to anoth-’

[There he stops, frowning at the area around him.] Oh, come now, dear boy, this is quite surpassing the top. [Not exactly the expression he’s looking for, but he continues on unperturbed.] Perhaps I do need a change of scenery, but this is hardly the appropriate way to go about achieving that. I’m very busy, you know, so I’m afraid I really must insist you put reality back in its proper order. [That comes out a bit more disapproving than he’d intended, and he pauses.] Er. Please. I’d very much appreciate it, if you don’t mind.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2011-06-20 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Nathan nods.]

Yeah. We're called Dethklok. Our, uh, logo is on the brochures I made.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2011-06-20 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Death metal.

[Nathan grins widely and with a clear sense of pride.]

I'm the vocalist, lyricist, and frontman.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2011-06-20 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck yeah I am! I'm a fucking lyrical visionary.

[Even if his speech, peppered with liberal cursing, may not exactly convey that.]
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2011-06-20 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
More like we're Dethklok. We're the most popular band in the fucking world. But, uh, your world is kind of screwed. It doesn't have us probably since you didn't recognize me. Which is pretty badass, so far I'm like, the only Nathan Explosion in existence. That's... that's pretty awesome.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2011-06-20 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
No, you'd know if it had us. We're always on the news in every country. We're always on the radio. The UN often has meetings to make sure our endeavors are protected and shit.

[He shoves his hands into his pockets.]

We're are pretty big thing. I mean I don't think you, uh, get how big we are. Like, okay. Like, five years ago, for Murderface's birthday? The people in France burnt down the Louvre as a gift because he thought the art was shit.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2011-06-20 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
See? I was totally right.

[Nathan shrugs though.]

It's cool, though. I kinda like not being known, you know? Being a regular jackoff is alright sometimes.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2011-06-20 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. So, uh, hey. You got any questions not answered by the brochures? I know some shit, I've been here for like...

[He stops to count on his fingers.]

A year.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2011-06-20 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Longer. There's some guy who has been able to come here for three years. But, uh, I think- I think this place has been here longer than that, you know?
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2011-06-20 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Nathan nods.]

And if your access has been, um, revoked? [He pauses, a bit apprehensive.] You forget. One of my bandmates, Toki, he ...forgot. I tried to drag him back up here. Didn't work.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2011-06-20 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[And in a sudden, defensive and almost hateful snap, Nathan replies. (Though in fact, one might even say the tone is a bit accusatory.)]

Toki isn't my friend, got it?

[But he evens out quickly.]

They're not so bad though. Errr... I haven't met like, the new guys? But Meredith is pretty okay. Roe was nice. The Twins were okay.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2011-06-20 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Roe is missing. So are the twins. Meredith is... kinda busy I guess? But I think the other dudes are around, I dunno, I never fucking talked to them.
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[personal profile] onehundredbeers 2011-06-20 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head.]

They haven't said shit if they know or not. It's like a fucking council of vagueness over there.

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