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realityshifted2011-06-17 10:08 pm
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001 | an angel's arrival
[Aziraphale appears on the Plane, looking about in bemusement.] Oh, dear. This wasn’t quite what I expected.
[He knew there’d been something strange about that shop. Still, it’s a bit disappointing. He’d been somewhat looking forward to the prospect of a new little store. They often contain books overlooked by everyone else in some forgotten corner.]
Adam? [Asked hesitantly, because this certainly isn’t Heaven, it doesn’t seem to be Hell, and that more or less leaves the cause of this in the hands of the only teenager he knows who’s capable of manipulating reality.]
[Then he spots the kiosk and strides over, selecting the first brochure (paper, of course, his brief interaction with the machine in order to get it to print was more than enough) and begins to skim it, murmuring comments aloud as he does.] Do former hellhounds count as sentient, I wonder? Chicago? That seems rather a random choice. Television character? As if I’d– Test subjects? Dear Lord. ‘Dragged from one reality to anoth-’
[There he stops, frowning at the area around him.] Oh, come now, dear boy, this is quite surpassing the top. [Not exactly the expression he’s looking for, but he continues on unperturbed.] Perhaps I do need a change of scenery, but this is hardly the appropriate way to go about achieving that. I’m very busy, you know, so I’m afraid I really must insist you put reality back in its proper order. [That comes out a bit more disapproving than he’d intended, and he pauses.] Er. Please. I’d very much appreciate it, if you don’t mind.
[He knew there’d been something strange about that shop. Still, it’s a bit disappointing. He’d been somewhat looking forward to the prospect of a new little store. They often contain books overlooked by everyone else in some forgotten corner.]
Adam? [Asked hesitantly, because this certainly isn’t Heaven, it doesn’t seem to be Hell, and that more or less leaves the cause of this in the hands of the only teenager he knows who’s capable of manipulating reality.]
[Then he spots the kiosk and strides over, selecting the first brochure (paper, of course, his brief interaction with the machine in order to get it to print was more than enough) and begins to skim it, murmuring comments aloud as he does.] Do former hellhounds count as sentient, I wonder? Chicago? That seems rather a random choice. Television character? As if I’d– Test subjects? Dear Lord. ‘Dragged from one reality to anoth-’
[There he stops, frowning at the area around him.] Oh, come now, dear boy, this is quite surpassing the top. [Not exactly the expression he’s looking for, but he continues on unperturbed.] Perhaps I do need a change of scenery, but this is hardly the appropriate way to go about achieving that. I’m very busy, you know, so I’m afraid I really must insist you put reality back in its proper order. [That comes out a bit more disapproving than he’d intended, and he pauses.] Er. Please. I’d very much appreciate it, if you don’t mind.

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Bloody Machine. Where are my bloo---
[He heard a voice. It was at once familiar and welcome, but also entirely, gut-wrenchingly painful. It brought back wonderful, peaceful, perfect memories and the memories of losing his soul mate. And he'd really come to think of his angel as his soul mate over the thirty years since his death.
He moved faster than he thought he could toward the sound of that voice, rounding the corner to the kiosk and froze. Standing there with his back to him was a familiar set of shoulders and mop of beautiful golden curls. He trembled for a moment. He couldn't possibly... Finally...]
Angel?
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He dropped the paper he'd been holding. He wasn't hearing things. Or perhaps he was, and just seeing things as well. Hallucinating. Was he capable of hallucinating? If he was, this was a particularly cruel hallucination. Crowley's clothes were wrong, for one thing. Neither of them had worn anything like that for ages. (Yes, clothes, that's what's wrong with this situation.) And if it was a hallucination, that meant sooner or later, it would stop being there, and Aziraphale couldn't - he didn't -
Aziraphale still hadn't said anything. He should say something. Hallucination or not, Crowley was standing there, and it wasn't polite to just stare at him without saying anything.]
Crowley.
/fixes tense lol
He stares for a long moment, trying to decide if this is real or not. Maybe this is an experiment or a hallucination. There is only one way to find out for real. He closes the distance between them and pulls the angel into a desperate kiss, one hand caressing his cheek, the other running through his hair.]
/didn't even notice. fails. XD
There's a brief moment of shock, then Aziraphale finds himself kissing back, tentative and very brief, before he pulls away.]
That was nice, my dear, but as apologies go, I'm afraid it hardly makes up for allowing me to believe you were dead. You'll have to try a bit harder if you wish to be forgiven.
[That's a little bit of a lie. Crowley's more or less on the road to forgiveness just by standing here, being alive. But Aziraphale's still upset. Once he stops being a bit dazed from the kiss, he'll work himself up into a proper anger.]
<3 We're both awesome like that.
I'm dead on your world...
[He looks down. Somehow telling Aziraphale that he was dead in the demon's world was more painful than telling that other handsome devil.]
Angel... In my world, you're dead.
Re: <3 We're both awesome like that.
Have you been drinking, my dear?
[He can never quite understand the point Crowley's trying to make when he's drunk. Generally that's because Aziraphale's quite intoxicated as well, but being sober doesn't seem to help much.]
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Can't help this icon. XD
XD Because you are awesome. ILU
ilu2bb
<3<3<3<3<3
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[He didn't really mean to eavesdrop on you talking to no one there Aziraphale, but. If that little demand happens to work, it'd be nice. And it's as good a way as any to say hello.]
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[He isn't talking to no one. He's talking to someone who isn't exactly there. It's an important distinction, really.]
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I'm not sure your Adam has much to do with this I'm afraid.
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[There's a short pause as Aziraphale realizes that there are several things that make him not quite certain of that anymore. Most important are that Aziraphale is not only still here, but is currently talking to another person occupying this reality. Neither of which would be very likely, should Adam be responsible for this.]
Ah. It seems as though you may be correct.
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Are you quite certain? Adam Young, blond, about fifteen?
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[He's a little embarrassed now. Adam hadn't done any major reality changes since the almost-apocalypse, it hadn't been fair to assume he would have done one now.]
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Hey, I'm Oliver, by the way--Oliver Day. You?
[he gives him another wave, as he's not generally one for shaking hands. incidentally, he is looking him directly in the eyes now. he'll get a sense of Aziraphale's emotions from that--but only if his empathy ability works on him]
Go ahead! Aziraphale's emotions are free for reading.
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[Mentioning that makes him realize that he hadn't felt the world change as he had previously when Adam was involved. Add that to the presence of another in this place, and Aziraphale is beginning to expect that the cause of this isn't anyone he knows. He holds up the brochure he'd been leafing through.]
I suppose that means all of this is true, then?
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Not that I'm saying you'll need help. But it can be a lot to get used to.
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You're quite correct, I must admit that I find myself to be somewhat out of my depth.
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I'm Gwen, by the way. Guinevere.
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Hey. Uh. That television character thing? Wrong. I'm not a fucking, you know, tv... guy.
[There. Now everyone is up to date on this. Also for Aziraphale's reference, if he can sense it, Nathan here likely pings as some sort of demon/demonic thingymabob.]
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That was in reference to you? Ah. Yes. Well, it's quite incorrect, then. You're clearly not a 'television character.'
[He's a bit nervous, now. There's a very slight demonic aura about this man, and Aziraphale's beginning to wonder if he should revise his determination that Hell had nothing to do with this.]
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I know! It's totally fucking rude! I swear, I'm gonna like... find that Broderick guy? And I'm going to fucking kick his ass. He's been fucking superior and sarcastic and shit in all of his brochures and he's just- he's a fucking dildo.
[Nathan nods. One day Broderick will fear his wrath. His vague, ADD wrath.]
Oh god. Nathan is so awesome.
It's, er. Certainly very inconsiderate, to be putting information that isn't true in a brochure meant to help people. Especially when it pertains to a specific person.
[It can't be Hell. Not even demons curse this much (not that Aziraphale has had occasional to meet many demons, let alone converse with them enough to know how they speak). But still, the fondness for inappropriate language seems to be a very human phenomenon.]
:D Thank you. I do try to convey his, uh... colourful speech.
And then Broderick was a dick.
[Nathan huffs a bit.]
So, uh, yeah. Hi. I'm Nathan Explosion.
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sorry for habitual editting :|
No worries! :)
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Forgive the accidental wrong journal >.<
It's cool!
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