Holograms 5 & 6

[realitymods]

[The hologram snaps on when Mu asks what Oliver was wondering about Saga and stops on Mu's slip-up over his own telepathy.]

[Almost half a day later, on comes the Doctor and Braxiatel about sins of the past and hopes for the futures.]

Comments

[onehundredbeers]

A few months, but seriously, that fucker is crazy, he'd totally take revenge on my horse because it's the first time he could... do it.

[oliverplus]

[frowns at that] I thought he was a mate of yours!

You could protect the horse, couldn't you?

[onehundredbeers]

He is! But he's also crazy! Oliver. Oliver. There is a reason I put him in charge of snacks when handing out power over our company.

And I have no idea. He might try to smash my head in with a baseball bat, kill it, and then reinact the Godfather, and there I am waking up with a fucking horse head in bed with me.

[oliverplus]

[Oliver just stares for a moment because he can't imagine anyone wanting to do that full stop, let alone to a friend!]

...isn't there anything you can do?

[onehundredbeers]

[This is the world of Metalocalypse, Ollie. In fact, when Toki did that in canon? He blamed it on Nathan. A good old "Whys you makes me dos this?" before smashing him in the head with a baseball bat.]

I could stay up for a few weeks, but, you know, I gotta sleep eventually. I'll just have to make the horse fucking afraid of Toki so it gets the hell away if he shows up.

[oliverplus]

[if Oliver knew about that, he would wish he didn't. for the moment, he is looking increasingly alarmed and disturbed]

Be careful, Nathan.

[onehundredbeers]

I'll be fine. Getting beaten unconscious by Toki isn't the worst thing to happen to me.