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[lamb_of_gold]

[Mu is in a fairly populated area of the Plane. As per the norm, he has a cup of tea with him, but thus far has failed to notice that it's refilling itself after every sip he takes of it.]

I'm sure there are some very observant people here, and it is to you that I ask this:

When was the last time anyone saw either of the twins? I sent them a message not too long ago, but haven't received an answer, nor have I seen them in the shop for quite awhile.

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[lamb_of_gold]

[Mu stares down the edge of the blade without betraying a hint of any emotion at all]

If it was me, it was certainly not my intention to do so.

[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan growls, then throws the sword aside. He isn't going to bother sheathing it, he can create another at any time.]

You're the only one here, and I sure as fuck didn't get rid of it. Whatever the fuck you did, don't do it again, got it? I like this armor. It's ... it's cool, okay. Suits of armor are badass.

[lamb_of_gold]

Perhaps it realized what poor taste it was made in and decided to remove itself from reality.

[onehundredbeers]

No fucking way. This shit is awesome! Plus I didn't make it, uh, sentient. So it couldn't just go 'oh look I'm some retarded emo armor, I'm going to unmake myself because my life is so depressing and whiny'.

[lamb_of_gold]

Sometimes things happen with unseen consequences.

[onehundredbeers]

Nah. Besides, I thought you couldn't like, bring anything smart up here? Like, unless it was selected to come up here with their random selecting people machine thing.

[lamb_of_gold]

[Mu shrugs] Mine is alright to come and go.

[onehundredbeers]

Okay, you know, I'm going to seem like a fucking retard, but, uh. 'What?'

[lamb_of_gold]

[Mu drops a moment and reappears with the Aries Cloth, and Nathan may or may not feel like something is sizing him up]

[onehundredbeers]

[Unfortunately, Nathan is currently in the realm of 'oblivious to things that aren't Nathan Explosion'.]

Whoa. What the fuck is that?

[He slips off the saddle of his horse easily. He's clearly got some experience with riding and with riding in armor.]

[lamb_of_gold]

My cloth.

[onehundredbeers]

That doesn't look like a cloth. At all. That... looks like the opposite of cloth.

[lamb_of_gold]

Yet that is what it is called, and has been called since the time of myth.

[YOU MAKE SENSE AT THE WORST FUCKING TIMES, NATHAN.]

[onehundredbeers]

Okay. Are you like, claiming that's a magical artifact from the time of like, a million years ago?

[lamb_of_gold]

Perhaps not that long, but certainly several millenia.

[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan tries to poke it.]

What the fuck does it do? Other than, uh, take up space.

[lamb_of_gold]

[It's hot to the touch, and as soon as Nathan pokes it, it comes apart and reassembles as gold Armor on Mu's body.]

[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan has gauntlets on so he doesn't notice. He just stares for a bit. And then creates a soda from nothing and drinks from the straw.]

I guess that's cool.

[lamb_of_gold]

[Mu resists the urge to roll his eyes]

[onehundredbeers]

Whaaaaaaaaat? What, are you like, disappointed I'm not falling over with surprise and shock at your... magical... floaty armor thing?