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[lamb_of_gold]

[Mu is in a fairly populated area of the Plane. As per the norm, he has a cup of tea with him, but thus far has failed to notice that it's refilling itself after every sip he takes of it.]

I'm sure there are some very observant people here, and it is to you that I ask this:

When was the last time anyone saw either of the twins? I sent them a message not too long ago, but haven't received an answer, nor have I seen them in the shop for quite awhile.

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[onehundredbeers]

[You know who is going to answer your question? A grumpy Nathan Explosion, mounted on a black horse.]

Months ago. They're fucking gone, or don't you drop by the shop? Nobody's there except Meredith sometimes.

[lamb_of_gold]

I do, occasionally. Their disappearance worries me.

[Mu sees your grumpiness and responds with....nothing.]

[onehundredbeers]

[Someone ruined his decoration. He feels he has all the right to be grumpy.]

Yeah, they were okay. Roe's been absent too, but, uh, apparently she hated everybody and everything and didn't like to hang out with people much.

[He pauses, and pushes some of his hair back into/under his helm.]

You can steal things from there now. I mean, I did. Nobody's wanted it back yet.

[He should probably make his eyes glow just for effect. But he's forgotten. Because I forgot. He will remember later when he wants to go LOOK AT ME I'M NATHAN EXPLOSION ROAARGHHHHHHHHHHH.]

[lamb_of_gold]

I fail to see the point in robbing them.

The twins were the one running this little experiment. If they're nowhere to be found, then where does that leave us?

[onehundredbeers]

There's totally a point. And it's 'hey. Lock up your fucking shop or douchebags will take your things.'

[The horse snorts.]

It leaves us... exactly in the same situation? I mean, fuck, Meredith's around. The 'machine' is still doing whatever the fuck it does. I think. I mean, it's not like... making everything pink.

[Nathan shrugs.]

[lamb_of_gold]

Need I remind you of the Deathmatches?

[onehundredbeers]

Uh, what?

[lamb_of_gold]

How fortunate that you missed them. Some time ago, people were called to fight each other to the death. The twins appeared sometime afterward and told me that they'd attracted the interest of 'bad people,' but failed to elaborate.

[onehundredbeers]

Whoa, really?! I missed that? Ugh! That's lame. That's really lame. [A beat.] Did anyone record it? I bet it was awesome.

[He completely zones for a moment to imagine it. AW DARN, HE MISSED DEATH MATCHES. :( DEATHMATCHES ARE SO COOL, UGHHHHH. He's going to go home and make employees fight to the death later just so he can feel less upset over missing death matches.]

Oh. Uh. Sorry. Got... distracted... anyway, bad people. So what?

[lamb_of_gold]

...I can't believe you fail to see what's wrong with that situation, or with this one. If the Twins have lost control completely then there's a significant risk of people here dying.

[onehundredbeers]

People dying is cool.

[Mu, the first indicator that this man isn't exactly a shining knight of good is the fact he's currently dressed like this.]

Except me. It's gay if I'm the one dying, just saying. But, uh, I don't give a fuck about most of the jackoffs up here. Like. Half of them. At least. So uh... yeah. I 'fail to see what's wrong with the situation'.

[lamb_of_gold]

Perhaps you should have a go at it. Then you'll see if it's "cool" or not.

[Also that outfit is 1)Stupid and 2)Reminds Mu way WAY too much of Hades' soldiers. It promptly disappears. The Horse can stay.]

[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan was mid-sentence with something so not important when his armor disappears. His expression immediately veers right int being officially pissed as he makes it reappear.

Except this time with a sword in his hand, that he levees immediately at Mu.]

Fuck with my armor again.

[notameliajones.livejournal.com]

[Matti doesn't know if she's observant enough for the question to be directed toward her but eh.]

I-I don't remember the last time I saw them... [Oh look that tea.] E-erm... M-Mu....? H-how did your tea not run out by now...?

[lamb_of_gold]

[Mu stares down the edge of the blade without betraying a hint of any emotion at all]

If it was me, it was certainly not my intention to do so.

[lamb_of_gold]

My...Odd...I must have had at least some by now...

[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan growls, then throws the sword aside. He isn't going to bother sheathing it, he can create another at any time.]

You're the only one here, and I sure as fuck didn't get rid of it. Whatever the fuck you did, don't do it again, got it? I like this armor. It's ... it's cool, okay. Suits of armor are badass.

[lamb_of_gold]

Perhaps it realized what poor taste it was made in and decided to remove itself from reality.

[onehundredbeers]

No fucking way. This shit is awesome! Plus I didn't make it, uh, sentient. So it couldn't just go 'oh look I'm some retarded emo armor, I'm going to unmake myself because my life is so depressing and whiny'.

[lamb_of_gold]

Sometimes things happen with unseen consequences.

[notameliajones.livejournal.com]

[Alice would love magical regenerating tea, she's sure.]

H-how did you do that...?

[lamb_of_gold]

I...don't know.

[And to test, he pours the liquid in the cup on the floor. Sure enough, a moment later, the cup is full again.]

How strange...

[onehundredbeers]

Nah. Besides, I thought you couldn't like, bring anything smart up here? Like, unless it was selected to come up here with their random selecting people machine thing.

*imagines something from Alice in Wonderland*

[notameliajones.livejournal.com]

M-maybe there's syrup containers like that... [Off she goes into some mapley daydream.]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Mu shrugs] Mine is alright to come and go.