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☂ oo1 - A rather mad tea party.
[ He wasn't quite sure how he'd ended up back in this place after dreaming about it, but... well, he'd figure that out later. There was quite obviously a lot going on here he had yet to grasp. (Wherever 'here' was; he'd have to study up on this place a bit more in the meantime.) There is a pause as he looks about the Plane, a tap from his cane to the floor, and then... Break decides to waste no time and begins doing what one naturally does when confronted with a new world.
Getting tea.
Who has a random tea party in the middle of the Plane at such an odd hour of the day? Only a rather mad Hatter, you see. Though he lacks the hat at the moment. Perhaps the smell will draw you. Or perhaps the odd character you're quite sure you've never seen before will draw you in? After all, Break is something of a curiosity in himself with his white hair, single red eye, long floppy sleeves, and strange doll on his shoulder. Finally, he speaks. ]
Ah~ I rather believe that this place is lacking in the way of decent tea selections. How fortunate that I have found what I have. It will be a decent start.
[ He sips his tea. Who is he speaking to? Himself? ... No, the puppet on his shoulder. It actually moves and talks back to him, what is this ridiculousness-- ] This is terrible service to a customer! Absolutely awful!
My, I must be inclined to agree, my dear Emily! This is the worst shop I have ever seen, and it quite lacks in the way of looking like one behind the counter as well. Whatever COULD we have walked into, I wonder?
[ ... Well. He's not opposed to company, you know. In fact, the clownish person looks rather friendly and utterly harmless. Care to have tea with the man? ]
Getting tea.
Who has a random tea party in the middle of the Plane at such an odd hour of the day? Only a rather mad Hatter, you see. Though he lacks the hat at the moment. Perhaps the smell will draw you. Or perhaps the odd character you're quite sure you've never seen before will draw you in? After all, Break is something of a curiosity in himself with his white hair, single red eye, long floppy sleeves, and strange doll on his shoulder. Finally, he speaks. ]
Ah~ I rather believe that this place is lacking in the way of decent tea selections. How fortunate that I have found what I have. It will be a decent start.
[ He sips his tea. Who is he speaking to? Himself? ... No, the puppet on his shoulder. It actually moves and talks back to him, what is this ridiculousness-- ] This is terrible service to a customer! Absolutely awful!
My, I must be inclined to agree, my dear Emily! This is the worst shop I have ever seen, and it quite lacks in the way of looking like one behind the counter as well. Whatever COULD we have walked into, I wonder?
[ ... Well. He's not opposed to company, you know. In fact, the clownish person looks rather friendly and utterly harmless. Care to have tea with the man? ]

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A tea party?
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Do you presume something else would be done with tea, Miss? I'm rather curious to know what that might be!
ffffff LJ I wasn't done.
I haven't seen you here before... Are you new to the Plane?
LJ likes to do things like this
[ So that was the name of this world. Break tucks that information away into his mind, and focuses on Namine. ]
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She approaches him, examining both he and the talking doll and giggling.]
Can't say the Twins are the best hosts, but you can probably find decent tea if you know where to look.
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Only decent? What a shame! I had expected more; perhaps my expectations were too high for a place such as this.
[ ... Wherever 'this' was. ]
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The Plane has a way of meetin' expectations, and they aren't always good ones. Believe me, if you'd come a few weeks earlier, you wouldn't be as amused.
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[ For he is quite curious, you see. ]
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Tea is best enjoyed with company; there's no reason not to uninvite others, after all!
[ A smile, and a sleeve is flopped in your direction. That's a yes, in case it was rather unclear, which Break tends to be. ]
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Why, I daresay that should apply to most things! It's simply common sense one should avoid crashing into anything. It would end up quite messy for everyone involved, particularly once the tea was spilled!
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ee, no one saw that~
I wouldn't trust in that tea you can find here, I mean it could be from anywhere don't you thi-- Um... [Watches Emily slightly in shock.] You... you just made it talk...? [Box used to talking puppets but this one is slightly creepy.]
I see everything.
Tea generally comes from anywhere and anywhen.
[ After all, what do you think IMPORTING is? AS FOR YOUR ANSWER TO EMILY? The doll itself just... moves and talks on its own. Break is kind of the world's greatest ventriloquist, so he doesn't do anything at all. In fact, if he's moving aside from sipping his tea, you're not seeing it. ]
Doesn't he know ANYTHING?
I don't believe he knows anything about tea, dear Emily, and that IS quite sad indeed. Perhaps he ought to take the time to learn~!
D: Noooo
I know that, it's just this place can be weird, so... So I rather get my own tea from a safe source-- [Freezes again at the creepy doll. ASDFgsdfg.] Hey- hey just because I'm not really familiar with your kind of tea it doesn't mean I don't know about tea. But but but anyway why is this suddenly about tea...!? Is it... is it alive? [Emily, he means.]
YEEEEES. :D
[ Break flops a sleeve at you, Boxy. Flop, flop. And that is the end of that. Meaning the tea was probably somewhere on his person. And you are far too amusing for your own good. ]
The it in question tends to vary depending upon the circumstance. Rather, I believe the real question is, are you?
[ His tone is light, for such a heavy-seeming question. It's almost as though his red eye is looking RIGHT through you. ]
It was an illusion--
The court record proves otherwise. > PRESENT: INBOX
OBJECTION! Inbox knows nothing...!
That depends, do you plan to call Mister Nothing to the stand?
Indeed, Mister Nothing will prove me right.
No, he will prove that he is Nothing. COURT IS ADJOURNED FOR FRIVOLOUSNESS
I'm doomed...
C:
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Don't you know it's rude to ask a lady something like that?
My, how truly insulting he is, Emily. [ He sounds so SAD for her. LOL YOU SO AMUSING, OF COURSE SHE'S NOT ALIVE. But he will pretend she is just because you think she may be, since lololol so funny. ]
If I were to ask if you were alive and you did not feel it, well! That would be quite rude. But just because one is alive does not mean one is living, now does it?
[ Have a measured look from the clown. ] Are you living, Mister?
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Huh? Uh...yeah. [because what else can you say to that, really? Oliver squirms a bit under Break's gaze] So...you're new here, I take it?
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Are you so very sure of that, now? I daresay, to live but not go about truly living is quite a travesty! Quite. A. Travesty.
[ He is now facing you from the back of his chair, sitting in it improperly. ] My, such an astute observation! Although anyone could tell as much from my words prior, I am indeed 'new' to this place.
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Oh, is it? Tea is pretty good, though! I've only just had it, so it's a new experience. Hmm, I guess that means there are lots of kinds, right?
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[ ... Aren't you a curious sight? Hohoho. Have a smile, Miss. ]
However, the tea here is not quite as readily accessible nor is it one to ask questions to, so I'm afraid it's rather more 'decent' than 'good'.
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His hands are uncharacteristically bare, but there's a reason-- he's eating right out of a plastic tub of blue sea-salt ice cream.
Nope, not his finest moment. And he looks like a girl who got dumped. But he doesn't care.]
Partying by yourself, huh? That's depressing.
... this one took me awhile, ffft. /slow
Oh? Perhaps I have missed something quite obvious, but I do not recall seeing anyone else with you. In fact, all I see is you, yourself, and a rather slowly emptying bucket.
Everything here moves in slow motion. Seeing as it took me 4 days to respond to your intro. XD
I might have some personal experience.
[He realizes his pale-as-hell stomach is showing and tugs his shirt down a bit. You didn't see that.]
psssh it's all good, then. /o/
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lj ate my tag. /rages
It's a jerk like that. :<
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UGH /EDITS FOREVER
.... 50th time's the charm? ... for me too, apparently f-fff
LMAO ♥
... Ffff I see these two will get along swell
if by swell you mean like kerosene and matches
Yes, swell just like that. 8D
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SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG. got sick, moved, etc.
IT'S ALL GOOD, I TOOK EVEN LONGER. And am/also got sick. \o/