realityshifted | 003 - ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!!

[Box is on his way to the library. He found some gloves in the ballroom, so he is wearing... well yes, gloves for women, but this case is a desperate one. At least they are clean. Speaking of bathhouse he got plenty of household cleaning products too in a bucket, together with a sponge.

Box is carrying a big ass sword too in his other hand what he found on some 'random table' around the Plane. He can't even lift it with one hand therefore he drags it after himself... but it looked awesome so as the collector otaku he is he took it.]

This whole thing is ridiculous, this can't be true, I swear I've gone mad, there is no way this can be possible this is not real, no not at all, it's like a game, a stupid video game-- well no, not a stupid one I would love to play with it but then I would have saving points, and I could stop it whenever it gets too much, and get some walkthrough hints from the forum, or cheat codes but no--

[It's easier to accept it if he looks at it through a 'screen'.]

Pff, and what's with the stupid question this or that, geez, at better places there are three choices not two, this is just so...

[As he rambles, some blob like thing gets closer and yanking Box backwards and before he knows it he ends up head up in that pile of goo for a few long long seconds. When he finally gets free, he is covered in slime and for a moment he can't even process what happened, or realize that his belongings disappeared, except the sword, apparently Like-Like preferred the bucket this time.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhh!!!! Get it off, get it off!!!

[Freakout time.]

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Charles is an artist. If you don't draw plants, what do you draw?

Charles? He is a friend of yours too? I draw... I original characters, and fanart. I can do real life drawings too, but I prefer anime, I'm more into that kind of style.

[with a nod] Aloysius's style is Modern also.

[Stops. And looks at Sebastian. He heard that right?] The bear's? He... he doesn't seem the artistic type to me.

You shall wound him terribly if you say that.

Oh, uh, sorry. [Confused here, as he is eying the teddy.] What is his style? What he likes to draw?

I don't not. Not buildings and that sort of thing. That's what Charles seems to care for. I just like it when it's pretty.

... and when it's pretty? [Box asks as he is eying Jeremy, and thinking of a way of cleaning the hell out of him.]

I don't know, whenever it is. It isn't something one ought to think very hard about, not unless one wishes to kill it with thinking. Sometimes I wonder if that is the only way intellectuals can see that it's at all pretty, because their brains get in the way of their eyes.

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[Box squints his eyes thinking.] I think it's more about feelings too, though there are art which needs some thinking. I mean it's just the artist wanted to get something out of his system, most of the time, no? Nah, but I don't know. All I know I draw because I like to, and that the mangakas sometimes can't do what I want to see so I have to do it. [Grins.]

[with a serious nod] I think that is a very excellent reason to draw.

[Kinda thrown back at the seriousness of Sebastian. Box is not used to other people than otakus being this serious about drawing for example.] Uh, thanks...

There isn't any need to thank me for what is true. [Sebastian decides it's time to pick up Jeremy again, now that they're so close to the onsen.] What floor do you think a lion would like best?

[Box blinks a slightly bit confused, but then collects himself.] Oh, yes, uuuh... Well I think the best for him is the, nearest inside bath, because we can get him more clean that way than in an outdoor one... So I think third floor will be the best. I saw shampoo there too, he will smell like coconuts when we finish.

I bet you'd like to smell like coconuts, wouldn't you, you silly lion? [Sebastian pokes Jeremy's nose and narrowly avoids being bitten. But he doesn't seem to notice this.]

Uuummm... [Box is not so sure that the wild animal wants to smell like anything other than 'animal' but that's why they need to get him clean right now. Animals were stupid, especially lions, not that he ever met a lion before...] Where did you get him anyway?

Oh, he came out of an egg.

[That makes Box stop anything he had been doing, or wanting to do. He is staring at Sebastian utterly confused.] An egg?

...

Bu... But lions are not made like that. I'm sure of that.

I thought so too. But there was an egg, and a lion came out of it, so I suppose it can't be the same way everywhere.

I still can't see how that can happen, even if this place is different. Lions are mammals, they are viviparous as I know of and THAT is completely different from laying an egg. It's the quite opposite, how can it even be possible, it can't be possible. [Thinks aloud as he is stepping to the nearest bath, checking if there is enough water for them.] A lion from an egg, geez.

It's a bit Alice-in-Wonderland, isn't it? [Sebastian watches Box with curiosity]

Uuuuh... it is? Well... in a meaning that it doesn't make senses it is! [Huffs, and gets a towel to wet it in the water and wipe off some slime off his limbs before he takes care of the lion-who-was-born-from-an-egg-therefore-must-be-some-mutant.] Are there any buckets around, or something he fits in?

[Sebastian glances around.] I don't think so.

[Box sighs and looks into the tub, then back at Sebastian.] Then put him in the tub.

[Sebastian puts down Jeremy and looks at him. Jeremy looks back at Sebastian, then at the bath. Sebastian nudges Jeremy a bit, and then eventually, the lion walks into the bath . . . and jumps in with a great big splash.]

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