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[Box is on his way to the library. He found some gloves in the ballroom, so he is wearing... well yes, gloves for women, but this case is a desperate one. At least they are clean. Speaking of bathhouse he got plenty of household cleaning products too in a bucket, together with a sponge.

Box is carrying a big ass sword too in his other hand what he found on some 'random table' around the Plane. He can't even lift it with one hand therefore he drags it after himself... but it looked awesome so as the collector otaku he is he took it.]

This whole thing is ridiculous, this can't be true, I swear I've gone mad, there is no way this can be possible this is not real, no not at all, it's like a game, a stupid video game-- well no, not a stupid one I would love to play with it but then I would have saving points, and I could stop it whenever it gets too much, and get some walkthrough hints from the forum, or cheat codes but no--

[It's easier to accept it if he looks at it through a 'screen'.]

Pff, and what's with the stupid question this or that, geez, at better places there are three choices not two, this is just so...

[As he rambles, some blob like thing gets closer and yanking Box backwards and before he knows it he ends up head up in that pile of goo for a few long long seconds. When he finally gets free, he is covered in slime and for a moment he can't even process what happened, or realize that his belongings disappeared, except the sword, apparently Like-Like preferred the bucket this time.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhh!!!! Get it off, get it off!!!

[Freakout time.]

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[Sebastian watches, teddy bear in arms, lion at his feet. He blinks.]

It is off now. Isn't it?

[Kilgarrah is more interested in the sword than the Like-Like haha]

What are you doing with that, boy?

[Box shakes his head, and tries to get the slime off his body.] No, no no no, no, it's not it's still there, see?! SEE?! [Shows his arms for a moment before he continues his 'cleaning'.] It must abound in germs! Oh, for Anno's sake-!

[Box so doesn't know that Kilgarrah is talking about the sword. But he screams again, seeing him. A random dragon is still frightening even if they've met before. Though he is trying to collect hismelf.]

I-Isn't it obvious, I'm getting it off...! I need new clothes, and more gloves, and some water and-- where is the sponge?!

[not understanding] Why don't you go to the bathhouse, then?

I was just coming from there--! Damn I shouldn't have left that place, I really shouldn't, that is the only clean place around without the dust, and enough water, and soap, aaaahhhh I need some soap right now!

[Whimpers, then looks at Sebastian, pausing for a moment. Wow such a pretty, foreign face. He looks like a man, but Box really can't tell when it comes to foreigners.] You are a guy, right?

[Now that was just weird. He tries to speak calmly hoping that will help] This place gets stranger and stranger, doesn't it? Looks like you could use a bath now.

[oh, Box, never change. you're too amusing]

Are you about done?

[Sebastian frowns a little at that - he doesn't quite understand what Box is upset with, because it seems like real distress, not that vaguely obnoxious distaste some people get when they get a little dirt on their knees. The confusion doesn't shake with Box's question]

Of course I am. I don't think I've ever not been. [He looks down at himself to check if he looks much like a girl.] Why?

[He will seriously die in a heart attack at one of their meetings with the dragon.]

D-done with what--?! No, no no, this will take hours, hours, oh my God, I have to wash again and clean again, maybe twice even and it's not even sure I'll get all the germs off because it's just simple soap there--

This is not just plain strange anymore it's terrifying and disgusting, Dino, just like some kind of Chamber of Secrets-- The adult version of it!

[Trying to get off the goo maybe a bit wild even.] Yes bath, that what I was doing a few minutes before--

[Box is used to people not understanding his disorder, what he calls 'safety' but that doesn't stop him to try and explain it to people.]

Good, so you are not a girl, that's good. With you people I can't really tell! My radar is being confused by all the pretty around. [Chats while he takes off his shirt to try and wipe off his face with it.]

[score one for the dragon!]

What are you on about? I can't believe you're always in a panic.

It's just common sense, one wants to be clean from every filth or mud or goo or slime or germs, it's not panic, it's common sense, common sense!

[he's just ... yeah. he's a -dragon- dear Box. mud doesn't bother him

he will however make a vague motion toward the sword with the tip of his tail]

Is this common sense as well, boy?

[Box never really met dragons before so their idea about hygiene is unfamiliar to him, but soon... hah!]

Wha-- wha-- whi- Oh. [Blinks at the weapon.] The sword? Doesn't it look awesome?! It's totally like the real one, and I'm sure it's real since I can't lift it, it's heavy, but maybe can be useful, Taiko will be very jealous if I show it to him. It looks like some paladin's or knight's sword, if I would cosplay I would totally use this!

[the dragon has absolutely no idea what Box just said, outside paladin and knight]

Let me see it.

[Box tilts his head to the side a bit confused.]

Okay... [He takes it and drags it closer to Kilgarrah. It's just a simple long sword.] Say, uh, you are not afraid of it? I mean, where you come from they are not slaying dragons with swords or something...? Not that I want to slay you or anything, just... so you are not afraid?

[he grunts] Unless it's enchanted, I fail to see how it would be my undoing. I am not concerned.

Oh. I see. Well... I don't know if I would be a dragon I would stay away I mean who knows. [Looks at the sword.] You want to see if this is magical or not...? If it is I so didn't do that, I don't know how to cast spells anyway, it just looked fancy, and there was more so I thought people don't mind if I take it--

Do be quiet a moment, boy. [lowers his head, sniffing the blade] It is not enchanted, but there is still some magick about it. It's unlike anything I've seen before. [sniffs again, making a face] And I thought the knights smelt bad.

[Shuts up as 'ordered' but then stares at the dragon wide eyed for a moment. Then down at the sword.]

Magic--? It's not the goo? No? Not the goo!? If it smells funny it could be the goo--! [Asdfsdfgdfh, trying to wipe the Like-Like's slime off with slightly freaked out movements. Then drops it when he accidentally cuts his hand.] Damn it, how does it smell!? What do you mean?! Does it have to do with the Plane being all weird?! How do knights smell?! Aaahhh... [Whimpers.]

I can sense magick about the sword, but it's not the same as an enchantment. It's more subtle than that -- as though it's a part of it, not cast upon it. [rolls his eyes] And you smell of sour milk and sweat.

I knew it! Virtual reality, I knew it! [Though as Box says it out loud he already knows that the idea has some flaws...] S-so it's... a part of something? WHAT?!

['Sour milk and sweat'... 'Sour milk and sweat'... 'Sour milk and sweat'. That means--] I'm filthy! I need to, I need to-- where is the sponge again!? No no sponge won't help in this I have to-- to the bathhouse, yes, yes immediately, like right now-- [And taking some wobbly steps.]

[Sebastian is still not comprehending this] I didn't think Catholics were particularly epicene.

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