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[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan has officially declared brochure war on Brax! He is scowling at the fact the Totally Bad brochures have returned, and that someone dare put a warning on his.

But oh, he's about to fix it. You know that sign Brax put up? It's been replaced with this:

Nathan Explosion's Guide to Space:
Some language may not be appropriate for BIG CRYBABIES.
Reader discretion is NOT advised.

He nods at this, crosses his arms, and grins.]


Yeah, much better. Should have put big crybabies in red font, though... maybe, hmm... all bloody and stuff. Aw man! That would have been awesome! Ugh, if whoever takes it down, I am so making the new one like that... give it a badass border or something too...

Comments

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Right. [pulls out a cig, lighting it nonchalantly] I think you're missing the point. I'm telling you it's wrong.

[onehundredbeers]

Aw, come on. It's not like, not like they don't hear it, uh, anyway. On TV. And! And it's better... than the other one. Because I am not- I am not condescending. In it.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Last I checked, the little brats didn't hear that sort of filth when turning on the telly for an afternoon of Camberwick Green.

[onehundredbeers]

Oh man! British TV... it must be, uh, a lot different. From American TV. Because that's like... all shows. I don't... don't fucking watch TV.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I don't watch what you Yanks call telly, so I couldn't say.

[onehundredbeers]

Yeah, well, don't. Ever. It's all... reality shows. And Pimp My Ride... and Fucking Sweet Ass Expensive Rich People Cribs... fucking retarded.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

I don't have a clue what the bloody hell you just said.

[onehundredbeers]

Okay. Uhhhh. Pimp My Ride is some... crap with making cars hop around... or something. And the Crib thing... is like 'LOOK AT MY FUCKING HOUSE! I'M RICH, MY TOILET IS MADE OF DIAMONDS' or something.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[thank you, Nathan. you've single-handedly turned Gene off from the future moreso than Tyler was ever able]

Diamond privies. Right.

[onehundredbeers]

See that's.... that's why I don't watch TV. That shit is- that shit is dumb.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

So what do you do, other than stand here handing out inappropriate material.

[onehundredbeers]

Uh, I'm the lead singer of Dethklok.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[yeeeeeeeah Gene's just all :|]

[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan just grins back obliviously.]