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[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan has officially declared brochure war on Brax! He is scowling at the fact the Totally Bad brochures have returned, and that someone dare put a warning on his.

But oh, he's about to fix it. You know that sign Brax put up? It's been replaced with this:

Nathan Explosion's Guide to Space:
Some language may not be appropriate for BIG CRYBABIES.
Reader discretion is NOT advised.

He nods at this, crosses his arms, and grins.]


Yeah, much better. Should have put big crybabies in red font, though... maybe, hmm... all bloody and stuff. Aw man! That would have been awesome! Ugh, if whoever takes it down, I am so making the new one like that... give it a badass border or something too...

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[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[Kuhn sees the result... and laughs.]

You two seriously have nothing better to do than fight over brochures?

[onehundredbeers]

It's either this or work! And fuck that. Fuck working.

[royallybitching.livejournal.com]

[Luke looks at the sign.]

I'm not a crybaby, so I'm pretty good for reading it.

[onehundredbeers]

Yeah, well. You're probably, um, the only one. Somebody put up a- put up a sign.

[royallybitching.livejournal.com]

What kind of sign? It probably said, "I'm too stupid to get this."

[onehundredbeers]

It was one of those fucking advisory warning... things.

[royallybitching.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well- you should make a bigger sign!

[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan grins proudly.]

Man, I am- I am already on that shit.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't have been that awesome.

[onehundredbeers]

Uh, yeah, it would have. Bloody fond is always- always awesome.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

It is not. It's boring and immature, I think.

[onehundredbeers]

What the hell is your fucking problem, lady? Are you always this charming to people you haven't met?

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

...N-No! But the brochures that were there were perfectly fine!

[onehundredbeers]

No, they were written like they were meant to insult people that didn't go to fancy schools. Not everyone fucking knows what the word 'plethora' means, and not everyone wants to read some pretentious jackoff's masturbatory brochures that are all about how better he is than everyone else.

[Nathan crosses his arms. He's somewhat angered now, thus him speaking clearly.]

And if you want to suck his dick, you know, fine. But don't do it near me. I'm not fucking interested.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[who the hell is this div]

Defacing property, are we?

[onehundredbeers]

Nah, I'm just- just fixing it.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Are you now?

[onehundredbeers]

Yeah! There was, uh, some crap about 'some audiences'. Fuck that. If people can't- can't handle some swearing... you know, they're, um, big babies. So fuck them.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[Gene just grunts, staring at Nathan levelly before commenting] There are children here, you know.

[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan doesn't seem intimidated.]

It's- it's okay. Kids these days, they, uh. They don't read... much. So. So they won't see it.

[theoldmagick.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you're the one with the second scroll.

[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan stares. What. What.]


You're... a dragon.

[theoldmagick.livejournal.com]

[sigh so much for sleep hi dero]

You're very astute.

[onehundredbeers]

[hi what happened.]

I thought- I thought dragons... weren't real.

[theoldmagick.livejournal.com]

[Cecil]

And yet here I am.