ext_153237 ([identity profile] dritte-tochter.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2010-08-30 11:40 pm

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[a certain someone has invoked the wrath of the prettiest the best one Rozen Maiden. as such, she has made up signs.

like this one:



fear her wrath]


This is a horrible man, desu! Everyone on the Plane should definitely ignore him! [stamps her foot] He's mean, desu!


[that's what he gets for calling -her- a robot, damnit!]

[identity profile] smolderingdark.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Axel looks at the sign.]

I think you have something against people with spiky hair.

That's sad.

[identity profile] smolderingdark.livejournal.com 2010-08-31 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm actually a pretty nice guy when you aren't screaming in my face.

[identity profile] smolderingdark.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Watch me not care!

[He crosses his arms. And doesn't care.]

[identity profile] smolderingdark.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[He jumps a bit, but not because it hurts-- it's more like a static charge.] Whoa! That wasn't supposed to happen.

[identity profile] smolderingdark.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'll get back to you on that.

[He looks at his hands, puzzled.]

[identity profile] smolderingdark.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
If I was trying to kill you I'd set you on fire, not zap you! That's too much effort!

[identity profile] smolderingdark.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
And you're not cute. You gonna do something about it?

[identity profile] smolderingdark.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen heart-eating monsters cuter than you are.

[identity profile] smolderingdark.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[I hope you like getting zapped, desu girl, because it seems to be an instinctive thing. It's not much more than touching a doorknob after running across carpet, but it's still there.

Also, shins. Ow. Axel staggers! But he still has a smartass remark.]


So-- what's your plan? Smother me with petticoats? Kill me by making me laugh at your silly hat?
Edited 2010-09-02 17:45 (UTC)

[identity profile] smolderingdark.livejournal.com 2010-09-03 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Waahh waahh waaaaahhhh. I'm a creepy little doll with a speech impediment. Worship me.

1/3

[identity profile] smolderingdark.livejournal.com 2010-09-03 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[... oh god. Not the puppy eyes. Resist... RESIST!]

2/3

[identity profile] smolderingdark.livejournal.com 2010-09-03 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[trolls remorse

trolls remorse

TROLLS REMORSE]

3/3

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