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[a certain someone has invoked the wrath of ~~the prettiest~~ ~~the best~~ one Rozen Maiden. as such, she has made up signs.

like this one:

fear her wrath]

This is a horrible man, desu! Everyone on the Plane should definitely ignore him! [stamps her foot] He's mean, desu!

[that's what he gets for calling -her- a robot, damnit!]

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[Axel looks at the sign.]

I think you have something against people with spiky hair.

That's sad.

[Hey Suiseiseki. It's your not-exactly buddy Ray. He's vaguely interested. Which is to say not that much, but hey, he has a soft spot for kids and you're not convincing him you're not one.]

Uh-huh. What's he done to get you so mad?

So what the hell's so bad about him?

[Box just gets multiple shocks from this. First of all SDFADFGFGHSF Suiseiseki detaaa~ and secondly, is that...]

Zack...? [Frowns as he is eying the sign.] Uh, wow this is almost like some weird crossover. Very weird crossover. A gag doujinshi. Yes.

Why... why would you say he is mean?

{Why/how are you so damn cute, Suiseiseki? Noa checks out the signs, tilting her head at one curiously}

Uh-oh, did he want to---No, wait, probably not. Um, why is he mean-desu? Is "mean-desu" worse than regular mean?

[points at him] It's not my fault you're a jerk too, desu!

[hey there Ray! and she'll convince you someday]

He called me a robot, desu!

He's a stupid, mean, spiky-haired human, desu!

You know him? [she's ... she's just gonna ignore the crossover stuff because that's over her head sob] What are you talking about, desu? This isn't one of the little human's books!

Because he called me a robot, desu!

[it's her evil plot to rule the world, that's how]

He called me a robot, desu! He's a horrible person! [pauses, caught off guard by the question] Yes. Yes, it's much worse than regular mean!

[has a look at all the signs]

Did you do this all yourself?

I... I don't know him, but I know who he is, thought I think I know him but that doesn't really covers it, I mean we haven't met yet, but with time. [Box likes to be clear about these things...] I know it's not I just stated the similarity, it's pretty funny if you think about it.

[Gasp!] Eeeh!? He did? Even though you are a doll! There is a difference, a big difference!

I'll remember that, then! I know too many people that are "mean-desu."

But being a robot isn't that bad... I thought that's what you were, too?

Of course there is, desu! I'm a Rozen Maiden! I'm better than any stupid robot, desu!

[gasp, horror]

I'm a Rozen Maiden, desu. Father made us all to be the perfect Doll. I'm better than a robot could ever be!

Aren't they wonderful, desu?

They, erm... [scratches the back of his neck] They really are something. [so is the little girl/doll thing he's talking to, but that doesn't really faze him.]

[she's met the other Tens before and gives him a nasty look] They're perfect!

[s'up robot girl, have a curious technician] What has he done to you?

Oh, you're a doll! That explains it! Well, you're the best doll I've ever seen!

Of course I am! Father made me the prettiest, most amazing Doll, desu~

[not robot >O] He called me a robot!

[Box can't help but squeal a little at the 'desu'.] Moe~ I mean... of course you are. Though why would he call you that, you really don't look like a robot at all. And you were the one making the sign...? [According to Box it's n-not really artistic...]

[ohmygod Box is adorable] Because I was walking around like a person, he said I had to be a robot, desu! He's just a stupid, spiky-haired human and I hate him! [what no, her art is ~amazing~]

[blinks] Why would he call you a robot? ...Are you an android, perhaps?

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