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[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[Kuhn appears on the plane, looking less like Kuhn and more like... a girl version of Kuhn.

He She stands there, her expression totally blank, staring down at herself. She is confused. She is a little bit scared. She is... cupping her left boob in one hand. Hey, this is still Kuhn after all...

She takes a slooow look around the plane, as though it'll give her an answer.]

Wh-what... [She swallows hard - does her voice really sound like that?!] ... Okay, maybe not what, that's kinda obvious. How about why?!?

((OoC: EXPERIMENT TIME!! (Prepare to see this icon a lot >D) Kuhn has been turned into a girl!! Everyone in his world thinks he has always been a girl - a flirtatious, womanizing lesbian at that! - which will just serve to add to his confusion. HAVE FUN WITH GIRLY!KUHN!))

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[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

[and Tamaki chases after Kuhn]

Princess, wait! There is no reason to be afraid! And that's not even how you leave this place! Please, stop!

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[Nope, still running, though it's much harder with a different center of gravity and a set of boobies that are bouncing like Baywatch.]

Y-you don't understand! This isn't what I'm really like!

((OoC: I am so sorry for tagging so slow. Hopefully I'll pick up the pace now. x.x))

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

[Kuhn's difficulty is Tamaki's advantage, as he catches up and grabs Kuhn. Oh my~ ]

Running away won't help me discovery the mystery and treasure that is you, Princess. Anyway, that's not even how you get home.

Even if I may not now, it would fill my days with endless pleasure if you could help me understand.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[She flails when grabbed, staring at Tamaki like he's completely off his rocker.]

I'm not--... Well, okay, right now I am, but I'm not usually--... what I mean is, I'm not supposed to be--... [Geez. Phrasing this is hard enough when she's calm, let alone when she's panicking.]

These aren't real!! [She points to her chest. ... ...... ... then facepalms.] That's not what I meant...

((OoC: Psh, he's totally doing this to himself, the floundering fool. But yes, VERY amusing indeed! ♥)

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, um [and he's blushing now and has backed off. He pulls at the end of his hair, his face very red, and then he give Kuhn a shaky smile] I'm sure you were beauitful just as you were, Princess, but one cannot be blamed for wishing to, um, enhance their beauty.

[another awkward pause]

But, uh, I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you a little young for that sort of thing?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[Groan] No, I didn't get implants! Implants are gross, they don't even bounce right, and you can't- [WHOA, self, stop that train of thought!] I just... Oh geez, are all females this jittery when worked up, or is it just me...?

[She takes a deep breath, shifts her weight, and then looks up at Tamaki. Hopefully she's calmed herself enough to actually say something without sticking her foot in her mouth this time.]

I'm not a girl at all. I'm a guy. Really. This is a weird experiment by the twins, or whatever.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

[so confused] A guy?

But you... [a pause, and then something clicks and he seems to get it] Ah, I see. You're an okama!

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

An ok- no! [She shakes her head rapidly, back to blushing.] Definitely not! -- Wait. Would an okama freak out if a guy was chasing him...?

That's not the point! What I meant is, the Plane did this to me! You know, the twins? Their creepy little experiments?

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

[he hugs his shoulders and looks very much in love with himself. He's practically sparkling, and are those rose petals streaming in from out of nowhere? Yes they are.] I am known to make many hearts flutter. It's okay if you're falling for me, I can't blame you really. My mixture of good looks and charm are impossible to resists, no matter the gender.

[stops, the rose petals falling to the ground, looking very perplexed] ...wait. Did you say the twins did this to you?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[He just... staaaares at Tamaki, rose petals and all.] ... And Pi says I'm impossible...

Yes. Yes, I did. And no, I don't get it either.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

[hesitates, his blush growing again] But are you ... are you like an okama or are you, um, are you really like a girl now?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

I'm, uh, really like a girl now. [She grins sheepishly, awkwardly.]

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

Ah, I, uh, see. [and this is all very awkward and embarrassing. His brain right now is functioning at 'herpderp' levels.]

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I. Er. [She scratches the back of her head] Sorry?

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

Hm? [a pause, and then he becomes flaily and apologetic] Oh no, please don't apologize. You didn't - it's just a little weird. Haha, but I'm sure you know that.

[a pause and then he smiles because even if Kuhn is usually a boy, right now he's a girl, and there are certain things that are hardwired into Tamaki] Ah, it's just very fortunate you have such a playful smile and open-minded disposition. I'm sure that will help you get through this strange trial until you're feeling more yourself once again.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Heh, uh. Yeah, I... definitely know that.

[She actually considers what Tamaki just said... and actually smiles a bit.] Huh. Yeah, you've got a point. I could be much more broken up about this.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

Is it really that much different being a girl?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Oh man, yes, it really is! Everything feels so much different! It's that much harder to do anything, especially with these. [She looks down at her chest.] Not that they're not great, but they do still get in the way. I sound weird, I move weird, I even think weird!

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

[head tilt] You think weird? How do you think now?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

It's like I'm thinking on a bunch of different levels. It's so weird! Maybe there's truth to the thing about women being able to multitask better than men...

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

Hmm...what kind of things are you thinking right now?