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[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[Kuhn appears on the plane, looking less like Kuhn and more like... a girl version of Kuhn.

He She stands there, her expression totally blank, staring down at herself. She is confused. She is a little bit scared. She is... cupping her left boob in one hand. Hey, this is still Kuhn after all...

She takes a slooow look around the plane, as though it'll give her an answer.]

Wh-what... [She swallows hard - does her voice really sound like that?!] ... Okay, maybe not what, that's kinda obvious. How about why?!?

((OoC: EXPERIMENT TIME!! (Prepare to see this icon a lot >D) Kuhn has been turned into a girl!! Everyone in his world thinks he has always been a girl - a flirtatious, womanizing lesbian at that! - which will just serve to add to his confusion. HAVE FUN WITH GIRLY!KUHN!))

Comments

[shadow-shot.livejournal.com]

[Tilts head slightly. This is odd, but not enough to induce a reaction of "WHAAAAAAT". Instead, it is Captain Obvious time.]

Looks like you're on the receiving end of an experiment.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[He stares blankly at Haseo for a bit, then nods slowly.]

Yeeeah, but... why? I mean. [Bouncing of boob!] Not that this doesn't have its perks, but...

[shadow-shot.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me why it does these things, it just does.

[...That's...basically ineffective. Wrong audience, Kuhn. |D;]

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

That's not good enough. There's got to be more to it.

[shadow-shot.livejournal.com]

It turned me into a kid, Kuhn. [Lineface is made of line. :|] There's no reason to it, I think.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

None? I doubt that. [She just isn't buying this whole random thing! maybe it's that time of month...]

[shadow-shot.livejournal.com]

[If it is, Kuhn better learn to deal with it. :|] It turned me into a kid, and you into a girl - and oh, by the way, you're probably going to have some problems in combat now - what I'm saying is, there's really no point to what the Plane does to folks, I'm thinking.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Problems in com-- Oh. [He looks down at his breasts... and ends up cupping both of them in order to "examine" them better.] Maybe, sure, but I think I can handle it! I mean, they handle it all the time, right? It can't be that bad.

If there's no point, then... why do it at all? Just because they like messing with us?

[shadow-shot.livejournal.com]

They'll get in the way. [Derps off the plane, returns with very long strips of cloth.] Here. You're going to need these.

Maybe. I don't know.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[She stares at the cloth, then at Haseo, then at the cloth... and then she shakes her head.] Thanks, but seriously? I think I'll be fine. Besides, I don't get this sort of opportunity often! You know?

... Maybe that's just part of the whole thing. Like the guy who showed up talking about black blood, or whatever.

[shadow-shot.livejournal.com]

Have fun messing up if y'ever get into a fight like this, then. [Blunt derp is very blunt.]

Black blood? Uh...right, I guess.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

You really think I'd mess up? C'mon Haseo, have some faith in me!

Yeah, that was about my reaction too...

[shadow-shot.livejournal.com]

You're a good fighter, I'm sure, but you've never fought the way you are now, have you?

Just like with that weird loud thing that called everyone "fool".

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

It's a challenge. It can't really be that bad, or that much more difficult.

Ah. Right. ... What ever happened to that little thing?

[shadow-shot.livejournal.com]

You sure?

[...At this, the Face Of Those Who Have Beheld Excalibur appears.] I don't know, and I pray it never returns.

[headlinefixer.livejournal.com]

'scuse me?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

... Yeah? [Because that sounds sure.]

[Eeexact same Face here] As do I. I just hope we didn't manage to summon it just by talking about it. [He looks around cautiously.]

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[Blink! She turns to face Gary. Why yes, the boob is still in her hand.]

What?

[shadow-shot.livejournal.com]

You don't sound too sure. [She heard that question mark.]

[Faaaace.] Let's just not talk about that thing, all right?

[headlinefixer.livejournal.com]

Why what?

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know for sure, I'm just pretty confident I could hold my own. Besides, it'd probably help with distraction, too. [Wink!]

Yeah, right. Good idea.

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Why I'm suddenly a girl. [She notices what she's holding up, and drops her hands to her sides, grinning somewhat sheepishly.]

[shadow-shot.livejournal.com]

[...Headtilt.] You saying you want to spar, then?

[And lo, Excalibur was never mentioned again.]

[headlinefixer.livejournal.com]

You aren't normally a girl. [Apparently everyone here is insane. Good to know.]

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

Huh? Uh. [So, how does this whole sparring bit work when you have no menus to sort through?]