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[theguv.livejournal.com]

[today, Plane-goers, is a special day! for you see, today we have sighted the elusive 'Guv' in his natural habitat: the pub. or as natural as a pub comes on the Plane, meaning he's at the Astral Bar. because really, when isn't he. but today is different, because the Guv isn't drinking, though he sourly wishes he were. no, today, this terrifying animal has in front of him actual, honest-to-god paperwork

you see, Plane-goers, on occasion, the Guv will stop being boorish and actually look at casework. the reasons behind this unusual behaviour differ, but for today, that reason is nightmares, and what better way to soothe a distraught mind than with pointless, nancy paperwork?

yeah, that's what the Guv thinks, too]

Bloody hell.

Comments

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

You know, I was thinking of maybe holding a concert here. I'd have to ask the Twins to help me with the music, but it would be nice. Would Gene come?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Would it be good music or that shite Tyler liked?

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

...Well, I think it's good. It'd be opera, since that's what I can sing the best.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that la la la shite.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{Pouts} Have you even heard me sing? It's much better than that!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You want me to come that bad, luv?

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Well...I would appreciate it.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[makes a show of thinking about it]

Can I leave if it's bloody boring?

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

It won't be! I promise!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[grumbles a bit, then shrugs] You owe me if it is.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

I won't owe you anything.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You're the one wants me to go.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't go just to do something nice for me?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Not if it's going to make my ears bleed. [man he loves teasing her]

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Oh, fine! Then what's something that you like?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Pub, luv.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

I meant in terms of singing, stupid.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Something that doesn't make me forget I've got testicles.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{akljslas} I...I don't even know what that's supposed to mean! I'll sing something you like if you'll just tell me!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[worth it] Know any Bowie?

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

A...little, actually. Sam let me listen to some of his music once. I could learn!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You sing me something good like that and I'll listen to all your other nancy shite. Agreed?

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Fine! Give me a few songs and I'll learn them.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Deal.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

What songs would you like, Gene?