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[theguv.livejournal.com]

[today, Plane-goers, is a special day! for you see, today we have sighted the elusive 'Guv' in his natural habitat: the pub. or as natural as a pub comes on the Plane, meaning he's at the Astral Bar. because really, when isn't he. but today is different, because the Guv isn't drinking, though he sourly wishes he were. no, today, this terrifying animal has in front of him actual, honest-to-god paperwork

you see, Plane-goers, on occasion, the Guv will stop being boorish and actually look at casework. the reasons behind this unusual behaviour differ, but for today, that reason is nightmares, and what better way to soothe a distraught mind than with pointless, nancy paperwork?

yeah, that's what the Guv thinks, too]

Bloody hell.

Comments

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Something that doesn't make me forget I've got testicles.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{akljslas} I...I don't even know what that's supposed to mean! I'll sing something you like if you'll just tell me!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[worth it] Know any Bowie?

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

A...little, actually. Sam let me listen to some of his music once. I could learn!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

You sing me something good like that and I'll listen to all your other nancy shite. Agreed?

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Fine! Give me a few songs and I'll learn them.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Deal.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

What songs would you like, Gene?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[rattles off a list because Iunno, something good and classic]

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Oh...I don't recognize any of those. Ne, I guess I'll have to pick a few, then!

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Just make sure they're good, luv.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

I've never given a bad performance, Gene.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

See to it you don't start now, then.