on a wine-soaked strobe-lit Asiatic hall of mirrors {and a dash of loneliness}

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[The Master is turning a small metal orb in his hands]

Centuries of dedication to the fine art of technical mechanics, and I turn it to this. How altruistic can I get?

[He tosses the orb into the air, where it sets up a four-dimensional projection of these words in flashing, 3D neon lights:

Ten-thousand-year-old immortal seeks dominating politician for ice cream binges, pioneering new societies, and snuggling. Must know some amount of science, enjoy genocide, and be tolerant of multiple personality disorder. Megalomania a plus. Magic-users need not apply.

Please send any inquiries via plane post box to Omega, The Engineer of Rassilon. Submissions without pictures will receive no reply.

This particular bout of literally mocking his own ancestor done with, the Master grabs a big, comfy chair to sit in and starts on his bag of popcorn]

[The poster of this entry takes no responsibility for Omega being Rather Cross any respondents.]

Comments

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

...Would they? It just seemed like the nice thing to do.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[smiles] And isn't that something to be proud of?

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

It is, but I wouldn't expect to hear that from you.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I'm a mass-murdering, remorseless psychopath, not a bigot.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{aw come on she was doing so good ignoring that}

I guess that's true. Ne, it's still just a little odd. But I am proud, a little bit. It's weird, since I wouldn't have been proud of it at all two years ago.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Apparently, the Plane tends to change people. Nudge them off the set course.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

Has it changed you?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

It has... given me quite a few opportunities that I'm happy to have had.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

So it hasn't. Not really.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

If it had, I think I'd be disappointed in myself.

[he seems careless, but he is one afraid of being changed]

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

You don't like change? That's a little surprising. Ne, but I guess you're glad that you've been resisting the Plane trying to nudge you in the right direction anyways. It wouldn't really be fitting.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Really? And why is that, would you say?

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{because then you would be nice and simm, so I'd have to jump you}

It seems a little odd that a person that calls themself the Master would end up being good. And other reasons, I guess, but those are just little. It just doesn't fit, is all.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[like the meanness is really stopping her]

Oh, you'd be surprised what the Master of the Land of Fiction did. But it isn't about being... good. Time Lords don't have good. They have stasis. Evil is to do anything.

[he laughs] Maybe you're right, Diva! Maybe it is about being evil. Because I want to act.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{enough to where he isn't raped yet, is he?}

I think that fits better! It's about the freedom, isn't it?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[you can't rape the willing]

Nice way of putting it. Makes me a libertarian, not a terrorist.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{ohoho}

Well, if I had to pick, I'd definitely pick terrorist, then.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, Diva. That hurts. It's not about using fear to get what I want. It's just about getting what I want.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

You say that like you don't have fun along the way, though!

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

If I didn't, I'd be the Doctor. And somehow, the thought of being constantly overburdened by guilt and self-pity doesn't appeal to me. I don't know; I'm just a party sort of guy.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

It does tend to ruin it. {but she might like you better if we slept togetherif you were the doctor}

Ah, but I've been asking everyone else, so I might as well ask you, too. I'm thinking of moving. Is there anywhere you recommend...?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Moving? Why? [a pause] Heaven is a nice place. You'd want to watch out for the primordial evils, but otherwise, beautiful planet.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

I mean on Earth, silly. I couldn't really imagine moving off the entire planet...I guess it would make things a little easier, but I don't think I would be very comfortable.

{Coolly} But Dr. Crane and Arkham are gone, and my dear Eddie is still outside, so there's no reason for me to stay in that asylum. So I left. But I won't be going back this time.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You do have bad luck with boys, don't you? [the Master shrugs] There was never anywhere on that planet I'd consider settling down on.

[madamemoiselle.livejournal.com]

{Pouts} ...E-Even if I do, that's not really what I'm asking. But oh well, I guess. I was thinking France, since I haven't lived outside of Paris in so long, but trying to go back overseas without getting caught would be problematic.