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[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

...Right, so why do I have to do this?

{Booster just appears carrying a rather odd looking sphere. It's shimmering from the inside, like there was a faulty television screen in there, but as soon as he sets it down, an image appears in it, which then creates a hologram of Arkham Asylum. Not that many people would recognize it, but.}

Okay, so, this is probably going to be kind of weird and reminiscent of a safety brief, but bear with me; it's important, I swear. So, hopefully you all know about the different universes stuff, because if you don't...I don't want to know how you'd explain this away. Anyways, where Peej--uh, Power Girl and I come from, we're part of a sometimes loose association of super heroes. So no questions about the costume, okay? The point is, while there are super heroes, there's definitely villains. Problem is, there's a handful of them that get to come here that come from this place {He gestures to the hologram} which is basically our most notorious insane asylum.

{The hologram shows Eddie first, in his horrible green spandex outfit} So first up, we have Edward Nigma or I think he used Nashton once, too. His alias is the Riddler. He's in the running for worst costume ever, along with Chronos. I think the Riddler is best known for being a pain in the---Okay, he uses riddles. Enough said.

{Now Dr. Crane!} Dr. Jonathan Crane, also known as Scarecrow, is probably the one you need to watch out for the most, since he's almost assuredly to blame for a recent incident. He's a former psychiatrist that messes with your head, but he also uses chemicals of his own invention that draw out the worst fears in people. He also looks like a stick.

{And Harley} Then last from our world is Dr. Harleen Quinzel, if she's still a doctor, I don't know. Her alias is Harley Quinn, and her...thing is using pranks, practical jokes, bad jokes as weapons. That came from a guy who luckily isn't here named the Joker, but she's dangerous in her own right.

{Then a really big question mark} And Power Girl also tells me that there's a fourth inmate here who isn't native to our world. Dr. Arkham said her "name" is Diva, and that she believes that she's a vampire, but he's not quite sure if that's true or not. Any extra information on her would be great. Especially a picture, because I didn't know it was just going to come up as a big question mark.

Anyways, it's better for everybody if you stay away from these four. Chances are, we shouldn't have any problems, but just in case any arise, we're both equipped to deal with them. Oh, and if you know anyone else that could be considered suspicious or dangerous, we'd be very interested to hear about them, too.

So, if you have any questions, feel free to ask me, Booster Gold, or Power Girl. You'll know when you see her because of her awesome boobs.

...Don't tell her I said that.

Comments

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Seems like a pretty poor way to try to erase you. Hold on a moment, did you say the superheroes' age? As in an entire period of time where people in tights fly around saving people?

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

Yeah, could you not tell from the getup?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Thank God travelling between universes is nearly impossible now.

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least I'm getting used to people asking about it. When I first got here it was weird that it was...well, weird.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

It's sad that I look less alien than I do. Rassilon, even Straxus looks more normal, and Time Lord robes never work well that way. How does that hologram work? Not 21st century technology.

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

25th. I brought it with me, sort of by accident, and...a friend of mine kept fixing it when it broke. He was great like that. It used to only project inside, but he fixed it up so it can project externally. I couldn't tell you much about just how it works, though.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[using the Power of Manners with a smile] Could I take a look? I did a lot of technical mechanics at the Academy. I don't get to do much anymore, but I love a little intellectual challenge when I can come across one.

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but no can do. I really only let my best buds mess with it. I have important things on it. {Like pictures from his 25th-century-home. It's like his digital camera}

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

And what's a man from another world going to do with that?

[the Master hits the thing with his screwdriver, because this is the efficient way to turn things off so you can examine them]

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

--!! Woah, woah, hey, what are you doing!?

{Phasers set to stun!! Okay, not phasers, but Booster does shoot some of his energy bolts hoping to knock the screwdriver (what kind of weapon is a screwdriver, anyways?) out of the Master's hand}

I said no, dude.

{Also, keywords}

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[...those keywords]

[but the Master lets his screwdriver drop, content to pick it up later, as he goes over to the orb and starts poking at its structure, clearly just curious about how it's put together]

It won't be damaged. Are all superheroes so irritable? What an awful set of manners. That sort of rudeness can get you shot on some planets, you know. This make would be 31st century human design, but look at that casing. That casing has looks Nellian Era Venusian, don't you think? It's the way the material is bent.

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

They are when you start messing with their digital camerastuff.

{He puts his foot on it}

But seriously, I'm not going to let you mess with it. You can...look, I guess, but like I said, it's important.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[he glances up at Booster] There's an English expression about inches and miles. Don't worry, Gold. When I 'mess with' important things, as you so eloquently put it, it's intentional. Well, there was that stint at Logopolis, but that was centuries ago. [he has returned to picking at the sphere, sorry, Booster]

The projection technology isn't bad... Do you repair this often?

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

Not anymore. It doesn't need it.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[standing, apparently done] Why not?

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

Hasn't needed it.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

But you used to. [now he'll be getting his beloved screwdriver]

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

{go for it}

I guess I just take better care of it now. Well, that and wherever I happen to be working isn't getting randomly attacked anymore.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

And I assume your... costume no longer needs upkeep either?

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

Nah, it does. But it's not as hard to fix.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Why not? It's the same era, isn't it?

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

...Actually, no. The parts that were from the 25th century got destroyed, and the ones I brought back with me from the museum are in that "indestructible" category.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Sorry, backtracking for a second, what museum?

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

I worked for a museum in the 25th century full of stuff from the superhero age. Not one of my best ideas, but I got sick of it, stole some of it, and went back then. But it worked out alright. I don't have museum guards or time stream guards chasing after me anymore.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I'd be more surprised by museum guards chasing someone through time, but I knew Braxiatel.