http://hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2010-01-26 09:18 am

ℳℴℯ Journal --- 02


Oh~hohohohohoho~!

{A rotating platform lifts out of the Plane, carrying Renge atop it. How is that possible? Shoujo logic, goddammit, don't question it.}

Renge, the Ouran Host Club manager, has questions for you all! All of the people here are either uneducated in the merits of moe or simply ignorant! So! I absolutely must survey all of you so that I can best accommodate to the interests of this place! Or even educate you...Either way, it's not acceptable!

{Points} So, you!

Won't you please fill out a survey? It will only take a minute of your time, I promise~♥

[identity profile] silenteden.livejournal.com 2010-01-30 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, right. [He nods.] Most everyone plays this online RPG, called The World R:2. There was an artificial intelligence in it called AIDA, and not only was it putting players into comas in the real world, it also caused a huge network crisis that almost destroyed the entire world. All of that's over now. ... I think, anyway. You know, sometimes I can't help but think something else is gonna happen.

[identity profile] silenteden.livejournal.com 2010-01-31 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I guess it sometimes feels like it was all a dream, or something. Ah, no matter. It's not important, right?

Most attractive? [boobs.] Ah, the hair, the eyes, the smile... it's never just one thing, it's the entire package. And that's just on the outside! Then you get all the different personality types, and really... they're all attractive! You just have to know what you're looking for. [He winks.]

[identity profile] silenteden.livejournal.com 2010-02-01 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
All women have their own particular beauty. Sure, some fall into categories, but no two women are exactly alike. [This is so his subject...]

[identity profile] silenteden.livejournal.com 2010-02-02 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
I... have no idea what a Host Club is.

But! If you ever need my help with anything, gorgeous, I'll do it. And if I can't help, I'll at least attend! I'm pretty easy to find around here, just come let me know what's up.