ℳℴℯ Journal --- 02

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Oh~hohohohohoho~!

{A rotating platform lifts out of the Plane, carrying Renge atop it. How is that possible? Shoujo logic, goddammit, don't question it.}

Renge, the Ouran Host Club manager, has questions for you all! All of the people here are either uneducated in the merits of moe or simply ignorant! So! I absolutely must survey all of you so that I can best accommodate to the interests of this place! Or even educate you...Either way, it's not acceptable!

{Points} So, you!

Won't you please fill out a survey? It will only take a minute of your time, I promise~♥

Comments

[lamb_of_gold]

[brb staring at the display]

[grand-gaia.livejournal.com]

[brb staring, in abject horror]

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

Renge-kun, you're taking a survey? What great initiative! Is there anything I can do to assist?

[polarization]

[ You know, he'd be confused by the platform? But he's seen a guy walking around on fire. That's probably supposed to be weirder than this. ... still, it takes him a minute to respond. ]

No thanks.

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

[He's kind of terrified and absolutely confused by the platform that just came out of not-space. And yet, he isn't speechless.]

A-a survey?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Well, would you like a paper survey, or for me to just ask you the questions and record the results? Either is fine!

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

I don't have all da---I can't afford to wait around!! Answer!

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, there's no need! I'm just polling the people here about their opinions of moe and what they consider attractive, beautiful, or otherwise appealing. Since there is a variety of people here, we need to best know their desires to cater to them as best as possible!

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

There isn't an opt-out option!

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Of course! As the Host Club's manager, I have to make sure that we're doing our very best!

[polarization]

... Then why ask?

[invisobillity.livejournal.com]

What kind of survey?

[lamb_of_gold]

I think the latter may be better. My handwriting is quite poor.

[grand-gaia.livejournal.com]

Uhm. Alright...

[oliverplus]

[turns to her, one eyebrow raised skeptically] What sort of survey?

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[comment spam is a go]

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[and done!]

Someone like you isn't smart enough to educate me, desu~

[hostclubmommy.livejournal.com]

[the way you can bring magical rotating platforms to places against logic is sexy]

Discrete as always, Renge-kun?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

{She picks the clipboard off of the platform before she hops down. Renge presses a button on a remote and it swirls away}

Well! Are you ready?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! Then would you like a written questionnaire or would you just like to be asked?

[hostclubmoekko.livejournal.com]

To be polite, of course.